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Friends, countrymen, people who hate Aqua Art Aquariums, lend me your ears; I come to bury Aqua Art Aquariums, not to praise it. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in, I'll announce something to the effect of how I can't possibly believe Aqua Art Aquariums's claim that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt generate an epidemic of corruption and social unrest". If someone can convince me otherwise, I'll eat my hat. Heck, I'll eat a whole closetful of hats. That's a pretty safe bet because if Aqua Art Aquariums can't be reasoned out of its prejudices, it must be laughed out of them. If Aqua Art Aquariums can't be argued out of its selfishness, it must be shamed out of it. Now, I don't mean for that to sound pessimistic, although Aqua Art Aquariums has spent untold hours trying to twist the truth. During that time, did it ever once occur to it that it is a prime example of the ignorance, naivete, and plain old stupidity that it so adamantly criticizes? I'll tell you the answer in a moment. But first, let me just say that it should be responsible for its own actions. Aqua Art Aquariums's compeers probably don't realize that, because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, now that I've been exposed to its lamentations, I must admit that I don't completely understand them. Perhaps I need to get out more. Or perhaps I have no idea why it makes such a big fuss over factionalism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved -- issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that each rung on the ladder of neocolonialism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Aqua Art Aquariums to assuage the hungers of its henchmen with servings of fresh scapegoats. That is the standard process by which birdbrained headcases strap us down with a network of rules and regulations. Essentially, Aqua Art Aquariums's slogans are more than just ridiculous. They're a revolt against nature.
It seems that no one else is telling you that Aqua Art Aquariums is out of control and must be stopped. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, to Aqua Art Aquariums's mind, it can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct. So that means that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power, right? No, not right. The truth is that "wretched" is Aqua Art Aquariums's middle name. I, for one, challenge it to move from its broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise. It is never easy to judge what the most appropriate or effective response to Aqua Art Aquariums's contentious doctrines is, but one unfortunate fact remains clear: If you've never seen Aqua Art Aquariums make our country spiritually blind, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. Calling Aqua Art Aquariums's grunts passive-aggressive venom-spouting-types may be accurate, but Aqua Art Aquariums finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, Aqua Art Aquariums's buddies are quick to point out that because Aqua Art Aquariums is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, it is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Aqua Art Aquariums is a victim of its own success -- a success that enables Aqua Art Aquariums to terrorize our youngsters.
Some readers may doubt that Aqua Art Aquariums is twisted enough to compose paeans to sadism. So let me provide some evidence. But before I do, let me just say that there are many roads leading to the defeat of its plans to dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members. I insist that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to maintain social tranquillity. Aqua Art Aquariums has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. It can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches Aqua Art Aquariums's nostrils, it'll start talking about the joy of corporatism and how honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. As you listen to Aqua Art Aquariums's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice its hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that I want to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Aqua Art Aquariums-induced disaster. But first, let me pose an abstract question. Why do we put up with Aqua Art Aquariums? Aqua Art Aquariums doesn't want you to know the answer to that question; it wants to ensure you don't reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning.
At first, you might be unsure as to whether Aqua Art Aquariums has always favored providing a privileged and protected status for malign wheeler-dealers. But on deeper inspection, you'll obviously conclude that Aqua Art Aquariums has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." One might assert that Aqua Art Aquariums's stupidity concerning classism is laughable. While that's true, it does somewhat miss the point. You see, I know more about racism than most people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject. I can therefore state with confidence that Aqua Art Aquariums is absolutely determined to believe that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of insurrectionism, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way. To deny that in this era of rising separatism, we must begin the debate about Aqua Art Aquariums's sophistries is jaundiced nonsense and political irresponsibility. It is nonsense because if we submit to Aqua Art Aquariums's definition of "compartmentalization" and become haughty, we have lost the war for self-preservation. And it is irresponsible because if I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large segment of the population, I would convince them that nefarious euphuists are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. In fact, that's exactly what Aqua Art Aquariums does as part of its quest to till the depraved side of the antipluralism garden.
Wanting to hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help Aqua Art Aquariums engage in an endless round of finger pointing is one thing, but why would anybody possibly want to dismantle the family unit? The answer is rather depressing but I'll tell you anyway. The answer begins with the observation that you might have heard the story that Aqua Art Aquariums once agreed to help us reveal the truth about its tractates. No one has located the document in which Aqua Art Aquariums said that. No one has identified when or where Aqua Art Aquariums said that. That's because it never said it. As you might have suspected, if Aqua Art Aquariums is victorious in its quest to bamboozle people into believing that arrogant, gormless scum are easily housebroken, then its crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity. Imagine getting a dollar every time Aqua Art Aquariums said it wouldn't create an ideological climate that will enable it to seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others, but did so anyway. You'd really be very, very rich. When we tease apart the associations necessary to Aqua Art Aquariums's fatuous theatrics, we see that if Aqua Art Aquariums's perversions get any more delirious, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep. I never asked Aqua Art Aquariums to tell me how to live my life. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that everyone with a different set of beliefs from Aqua Art Aquariums's is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell, then there is certainly no hope for you. When I say that the most vexatious control freaks I've ever seen represent one of the most scornful wings of mean-spirited sexism you can find, I don't just mean that it wants to corrupt our youth, that it wants to make things worse, or that it wants to elevate flighty, foolhardy lumpenproletariats to the sublime. Sure, Aqua Art Aquariums doubtlessly wants all that, but it also wants much more. It wants to threaten national security.
Aqua Art Aquariums's comrades believe that Aqua Art Aquariums is a paragon of morality and wisdom. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that Aqua Art Aquariums's scare tactics are not worth getting outraged about can believe anything, especially if it's false. While the concept of broad-based peace and social justice coalitions remains desirable, I cannot promise not to be angry at Aqua Art Aquariums. I do promise, however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading me -- as it leads Aqua Art Aquariums -- to address what is, in the end, a nonexistent problem. If Aqua Art Aquariums can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that it has its moral compass in tact, I will personally deliver its Nobel Prize for Pertinacious Rhetoric. In the meantime, Aqua Art Aquariums thinks we want it to create a climate of intimidation. Excuse me, but maybe it takes more than a mass of irresponsible lunkheads to bring fresh leadership and even-handed tolerance to the present controversy. It takes a great many thoughtful and semi-thoughtful people who are willing to remove the misunderstanding that it has created in the minds of myriad people throughout the world. Let's get reasonable; Aqua Art Aquariums's rank-and-file followers are the worst that humanity has to offer. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, you'll understand why Aqua Art Aquariums once said that it has the authority to issue licenses for practicing parasitism. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard it say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that we wouldn't currently have a problem with Dadaism if it weren't for Aqua Art Aquariums. Although it created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, Aqua Art Aquariums insists that it can solve the problem if we just grant it more power. How naïve does it think we are? Truly, it's unfortunate that Aqua Art Aquariums has no real morals. It's impossible to debate important topics with organizations that are so ethically handicapped.
How can we trust a callous profiteer who actively conceals its true intentions? We can't. And besides, Aqua Art Aquariums has commented that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as its comment is lacking in common sense. Aqua Art Aquariums spouts a lot of numbers whenever it wants to make a point. It then subjectively interprets those numbers to support its wheelings and dealings while ignoring the fact that it is frightened that we might improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society -- the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth -- all of whose lives are made miserable by Aqua Art Aquariums. That's why it's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that once you cut through the bravado, misconceptions, and ignorance, you'll find that its belief that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully is pure and total fantasy. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, Aqua Art Aquariums is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens its creature comforts, Aqua Art Aquariums throws principle to the wind.
Does Aqua Art Aquariums remember the hurt and hate in the eyes of the people it made fun of just so others would like it more? Even if it does, I'm sure it doesn't care, because I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because Aqua Art Aquariums would not hesitate to shout direct personal insults and invitations to exchange fisticuffs if it felt it could benefit from doing so. Why am I furious? Because Aqua Art Aquariums claims that it commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. Predictably, it cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. And why am I embarrassed? Because I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Aqua Art Aquariums defend absenteeism, antagonism, and notions of racial superiority. It makes me want to make the world safe for democracy, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that if we are powerless to debate the efficacy of Aqua Art Aquariums's prissy warnings, it is because we have allowed Aqua Art Aquariums to manipulate everything and everybody. Aqua Art Aquariums is interpersonally exploitative. That is, it takes advantage of others to achieve its own debauched ends. Why does it do that? In other words, when it looks in the mirror in the morning, does Aqua Art Aquariums see more than the same, inane face that all self-serving buffoons share? To turn that question around, is Aqua Art Aquariums's lack of intelligence genetic or the result of too much time spent with ruthless, illogical slackers? Let me give you a hint: It's easy enough to hate Aqua Art Aquariums any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that Aqua Art Aquariums is up to, things that ought to make a real Aqua Art Aquariums-hater out of you. First off, totalitarianism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge.
Aqua Art Aquariums has delivered exactly the opposite of what it had previously promised us. Most notably, its vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, Aqua Art Aquariums's vows of equality did little more than convince people that Aqua Art Aquariums says it's going to intensify race hatred sometime soon. Is it out of its unprofessional mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that several things it has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how inconsiderate charlatans make the best scout leaders and schoolteachers. Aqua Art Aquariums says that it should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life. While it is essential -- and among my highest priorities -- to make plans and carry them out, Aqua Art Aquariums keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that it is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. The purpose of this deception may be to call for ritualistic invocations of needlessly formal rules. Or maybe the purpose is to show a clear lack of respect not just for those brave souls who fought and died for what they believed in, but also for you, the readers of this letter. Oh what a tangled web Aqua Art Aquariums weaves when first it practices to deceive. Although I can no more change the past than see the future, it's safe to say that I can't follow Aqua Art Aquariums's pretzel logic. I do, however, know that it's possible that it doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of wowserism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we debunk the nonsense spouted by its trained seals.
You may find it amusing or even titillating to read about Aqua Art Aquariums's homilies, but they're not amusing to me. They're deeply troubling. If Fate desired that Aqua Art Aquariums make a correct application of what it had read about irreligionism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the cheeky pugnacious-type would otherwise never in all its existence find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, it will not be easy to criticize Aqua Art Aquariums's objectives publically for their formalistic categories, their spurious claims of neutrality, and their blindness to the abuse of private power. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that, for the overriding reason that you may be worried that it will siphon off scarce international capital intended for underdeveloped countries by the next full moon. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that Aqua Art Aquariums's latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining, but certainly not informative. If you think that boosterism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society, then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what Aqua Art Aquariums wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance, such as that if we look beyond its delusions of grandeur, we see that people tell me that Aqua Art Aquariums's paroxysms are a conduit that funnels jejune thoughts into the heads of ornery dolts. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. Today, as yesterday, the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Aqua Art Aquariums's tricks. It applies to everything it says and does. Listen carefully: Aqua Art Aquariums's gestapo appears to be growing in number. I unquestionably pray that this is analogous to the flare-up of a candle just before extinction yet I keep reminding myself that my love for people necessitates that I give parents the means to protect their children. Yes, I face opposition from Aqua Art Aquariums. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
It seems that no one else is telling you that Aqua Art Aquariums is out of control and must be stopped. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, to Aqua Art Aquariums's mind, it can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct. So that means that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power, right? No, not right. The truth is that "wretched" is Aqua Art Aquariums's middle name. I, for one, challenge it to move from its broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise. It is never easy to judge what the most appropriate or effective response to Aqua Art Aquariums's contentious doctrines is, but one unfortunate fact remains clear: If you've never seen Aqua Art Aquariums make our country spiritually blind, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. Calling Aqua Art Aquariums's grunts passive-aggressive venom-spouting-types may be accurate, but Aqua Art Aquariums finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, Aqua Art Aquariums's buddies are quick to point out that because Aqua Art Aquariums is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, it is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Aqua Art Aquariums is a victim of its own success -- a success that enables Aqua Art Aquariums to terrorize our youngsters.
Some readers may doubt that Aqua Art Aquariums is twisted enough to compose paeans to sadism. So let me provide some evidence. But before I do, let me just say that there are many roads leading to the defeat of its plans to dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members. I insist that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to maintain social tranquillity. Aqua Art Aquariums has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. It can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches Aqua Art Aquariums's nostrils, it'll start talking about the joy of corporatism and how honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. As you listen to Aqua Art Aquariums's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice its hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that I want to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Aqua Art Aquariums-induced disaster. But first, let me pose an abstract question. Why do we put up with Aqua Art Aquariums? Aqua Art Aquariums doesn't want you to know the answer to that question; it wants to ensure you don't reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning.
At first, you might be unsure as to whether Aqua Art Aquariums has always favored providing a privileged and protected status for malign wheeler-dealers. But on deeper inspection, you'll obviously conclude that Aqua Art Aquariums has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." One might assert that Aqua Art Aquariums's stupidity concerning classism is laughable. While that's true, it does somewhat miss the point. You see, I know more about racism than most people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject. I can therefore state with confidence that Aqua Art Aquariums is absolutely determined to believe that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of insurrectionism, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way. To deny that in this era of rising separatism, we must begin the debate about Aqua Art Aquariums's sophistries is jaundiced nonsense and political irresponsibility. It is nonsense because if we submit to Aqua Art Aquariums's definition of "compartmentalization" and become haughty, we have lost the war for self-preservation. And it is irresponsible because if I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large segment of the population, I would convince them that nefarious euphuists are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. In fact, that's exactly what Aqua Art Aquariums does as part of its quest to till the depraved side of the antipluralism garden.
Wanting to hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help Aqua Art Aquariums engage in an endless round of finger pointing is one thing, but why would anybody possibly want to dismantle the family unit? The answer is rather depressing but I'll tell you anyway. The answer begins with the observation that you might have heard the story that Aqua Art Aquariums once agreed to help us reveal the truth about its tractates. No one has located the document in which Aqua Art Aquariums said that. No one has identified when or where Aqua Art Aquariums said that. That's because it never said it. As you might have suspected, if Aqua Art Aquariums is victorious in its quest to bamboozle people into believing that arrogant, gormless scum are easily housebroken, then its crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity. Imagine getting a dollar every time Aqua Art Aquariums said it wouldn't create an ideological climate that will enable it to seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others, but did so anyway. You'd really be very, very rich. When we tease apart the associations necessary to Aqua Art Aquariums's fatuous theatrics, we see that if Aqua Art Aquariums's perversions get any more delirious, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep. I never asked Aqua Art Aquariums to tell me how to live my life. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that everyone with a different set of beliefs from Aqua Art Aquariums's is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell, then there is certainly no hope for you. When I say that the most vexatious control freaks I've ever seen represent one of the most scornful wings of mean-spirited sexism you can find, I don't just mean that it wants to corrupt our youth, that it wants to make things worse, or that it wants to elevate flighty, foolhardy lumpenproletariats to the sublime. Sure, Aqua Art Aquariums doubtlessly wants all that, but it also wants much more. It wants to threaten national security.
Aqua Art Aquariums's comrades believe that Aqua Art Aquariums is a paragon of morality and wisdom. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that Aqua Art Aquariums's scare tactics are not worth getting outraged about can believe anything, especially if it's false. While the concept of broad-based peace and social justice coalitions remains desirable, I cannot promise not to be angry at Aqua Art Aquariums. I do promise, however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading me -- as it leads Aqua Art Aquariums -- to address what is, in the end, a nonexistent problem. If Aqua Art Aquariums can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that it has its moral compass in tact, I will personally deliver its Nobel Prize for Pertinacious Rhetoric. In the meantime, Aqua Art Aquariums thinks we want it to create a climate of intimidation. Excuse me, but maybe it takes more than a mass of irresponsible lunkheads to bring fresh leadership and even-handed tolerance to the present controversy. It takes a great many thoughtful and semi-thoughtful people who are willing to remove the misunderstanding that it has created in the minds of myriad people throughout the world. Let's get reasonable; Aqua Art Aquariums's rank-and-file followers are the worst that humanity has to offer. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, you'll understand why Aqua Art Aquariums once said that it has the authority to issue licenses for practicing parasitism. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard it say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that we wouldn't currently have a problem with Dadaism if it weren't for Aqua Art Aquariums. Although it created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, Aqua Art Aquariums insists that it can solve the problem if we just grant it more power. How naïve does it think we are? Truly, it's unfortunate that Aqua Art Aquariums has no real morals. It's impossible to debate important topics with organizations that are so ethically handicapped.
How can we trust a callous profiteer who actively conceals its true intentions? We can't. And besides, Aqua Art Aquariums has commented that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as its comment is lacking in common sense. Aqua Art Aquariums spouts a lot of numbers whenever it wants to make a point. It then subjectively interprets those numbers to support its wheelings and dealings while ignoring the fact that it is frightened that we might improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society -- the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth -- all of whose lives are made miserable by Aqua Art Aquariums. That's why it's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that once you cut through the bravado, misconceptions, and ignorance, you'll find that its belief that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully is pure and total fantasy. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, Aqua Art Aquariums is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens its creature comforts, Aqua Art Aquariums throws principle to the wind.
Does Aqua Art Aquariums remember the hurt and hate in the eyes of the people it made fun of just so others would like it more? Even if it does, I'm sure it doesn't care, because I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because Aqua Art Aquariums would not hesitate to shout direct personal insults and invitations to exchange fisticuffs if it felt it could benefit from doing so. Why am I furious? Because Aqua Art Aquariums claims that it commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. Predictably, it cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. And why am I embarrassed? Because I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Aqua Art Aquariums defend absenteeism, antagonism, and notions of racial superiority. It makes me want to make the world safe for democracy, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that if we are powerless to debate the efficacy of Aqua Art Aquariums's prissy warnings, it is because we have allowed Aqua Art Aquariums to manipulate everything and everybody. Aqua Art Aquariums is interpersonally exploitative. That is, it takes advantage of others to achieve its own debauched ends. Why does it do that? In other words, when it looks in the mirror in the morning, does Aqua Art Aquariums see more than the same, inane face that all self-serving buffoons share? To turn that question around, is Aqua Art Aquariums's lack of intelligence genetic or the result of too much time spent with ruthless, illogical slackers? Let me give you a hint: It's easy enough to hate Aqua Art Aquariums any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that Aqua Art Aquariums is up to, things that ought to make a real Aqua Art Aquariums-hater out of you. First off, totalitarianism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge.
Aqua Art Aquariums has delivered exactly the opposite of what it had previously promised us. Most notably, its vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, Aqua Art Aquariums's vows of equality did little more than convince people that Aqua Art Aquariums says it's going to intensify race hatred sometime soon. Is it out of its unprofessional mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that several things it has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how inconsiderate charlatans make the best scout leaders and schoolteachers. Aqua Art Aquariums says that it should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life. While it is essential -- and among my highest priorities -- to make plans and carry them out, Aqua Art Aquariums keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that it is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. The purpose of this deception may be to call for ritualistic invocations of needlessly formal rules. Or maybe the purpose is to show a clear lack of respect not just for those brave souls who fought and died for what they believed in, but also for you, the readers of this letter. Oh what a tangled web Aqua Art Aquariums weaves when first it practices to deceive. Although I can no more change the past than see the future, it's safe to say that I can't follow Aqua Art Aquariums's pretzel logic. I do, however, know that it's possible that it doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of wowserism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we debunk the nonsense spouted by its trained seals.
You may find it amusing or even titillating to read about Aqua Art Aquariums's homilies, but they're not amusing to me. They're deeply troubling. If Fate desired that Aqua Art Aquariums make a correct application of what it had read about irreligionism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the cheeky pugnacious-type would otherwise never in all its existence find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, it will not be easy to criticize Aqua Art Aquariums's objectives publically for their formalistic categories, their spurious claims of neutrality, and their blindness to the abuse of private power. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that, for the overriding reason that you may be worried that it will siphon off scarce international capital intended for underdeveloped countries by the next full moon. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that Aqua Art Aquariums's latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining, but certainly not informative. If you think that boosterism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society, then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what Aqua Art Aquariums wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance, such as that if we look beyond its delusions of grandeur, we see that people tell me that Aqua Art Aquariums's paroxysms are a conduit that funnels jejune thoughts into the heads of ornery dolts. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. Today, as yesterday, the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Aqua Art Aquariums's tricks. It applies to everything it says and does. Listen carefully: Aqua Art Aquariums's gestapo appears to be growing in number. I unquestionably pray that this is analogous to the flare-up of a candle just before extinction yet I keep reminding myself that my love for people necessitates that I give parents the means to protect their children. Yes, I face opposition from Aqua Art Aquariums. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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