"Quotes"

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a few from my name sake: Diogenes of Sinope

“We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less”


“Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.”


“I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals”


“When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contemptible as man”
 
"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy." - Charles Manson

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me." - C.M.
 
"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth."

:- Mike Tyson
 
Bernie LaPlante: You remember when I said how I was gonna explain about life, buddy? Well the thing about life is, it gets weird. People are always talking ya about truth. Everybody always knows what the truth is, like it was toilet paper or somethin', and they got a supply in the closet. But what you learn, as you get older, is there ain't no truth. All there is is bull$hit, pardon my vulgarity here. Layers of it. One layer of bull$hit on top of another. And what you do in life like when you get older is, you pick the layer of bu$l**** that you prefer and that's your bu$l****, so to speak.
 
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
 
Legend F1 Commentator "Murray Walker":
'Excuse me while i interupt myself'

Any line from the original "Predator" movie, including such classics as:
'I don't have time to bleed'
'If it bleeds, we can kill it'
'This stuff will turn you into god damned sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me'

I have one more said by a colleage of a friend, I'm expecting to get in trouble with a mod for this!:
'No means yes and yes means a***'
 
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
 
my favorite...

"try to realize it's all within yourself, noone else can make you change...and the time will come when you see we're all one and life flows on within you and without you" - George Harrison
 
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Robert A Heinlein
 
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