"If you take risks, you may fail. But if you do not take risks, you will surely fail. The greatest risk of all is to do nothing." - Robert Goinzueta (1931-1997) 
"Quotes"
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"The best way of preparing for the future is to take good care of the present, because we know that if the present is made up of the past, then the future will be made up of the present. All we need to be responsible for is the present moment. Only the present is within our reach. To care for the present is to care for the future."
Thich Nhat Hanh, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk
Thich Nhat Hanh, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk
Heart this thread, below are my favs thus far!
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PhullTank57;3550254; said:"If you take risks, you may fail. But if you do not take risks, you will surely fail. The greatest risk of all is to do nothing." - Robert Goinzueta (1931-1997)
Things Not To Quote During Childbirth....
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
"so they mapped the human genome and discovered that we are 96% similar to chimps, people still argue with me that we arent monkeys. if i give you a sandwich thats 96% poop, and 4% ham, will you consider that a ham sandwich?"
-joe rogan
-joe rogan
