I did consider my words. Very carefully, as a matter of fact. I have a kid, a dog and two cats. If you take my obviously facetious discourse of exasperation and try to make me feel bad, you will fail. Honestly, I do not care. Had you chosen your words a little more carefully, and made them truthful, you might not have written something on the internet that caused you to be embarrassed.
As for the DNR representative that told you this patently false information; yes, he or she is an idiot. I challenge you to provide citeable proof of your claim. I rest easy berating your friend because I know there is no proof to be found. I personally believe my theory that asian carp are breeding with snakeheads to spawn a super invasive hybrid in order to get into the Great Lakes, and I can quote saying that I heard it from someone, too. I can even provide a wikipedia article! Just give me 15 minutes! We can then argue our theories' verisimilitude ad nauseum. If you provide me citeable proof that the pbass and lmb are breeding, I'll publicly admit I'm wrong and apologize for hurting your feelings. But that's not gonna happen. yhbt.
edit: after further deliberation, it is clear to me that the concept of sarcasm escapes you.