Some of the Best One-Liners

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It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go!

Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.

If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."
 
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