Some of the Best One-Liners

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correction: never has so much owed by so many to so few. (Churchill)

I shall return. (Mac Arthur)

Normandy, how stupid of me, how stupid. (Erwin Rommel after learning about the D-Day invasion while away in Germany).

I'll buy that for a dollar.

my friends call me Murphy. You call me....Robo Cop.

Why so serious?

This is madness... This is SPARRTAA!!!

our Persian arrows will block out the sun. Then we'll fight in the shade.

You complete me.

frankly my dear, i don't give a damn.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

I'm not asking you to fight, I'm asking you to die.

that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

homey don't play that.


(one of the funnest threads, and remembering all those lines.)
 
"I'll be back."

"Who are you?"
"Your executioner."

"Yo, Adrienne! We did it!"

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Mother******!"

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner."

"I am the law!"

"You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?"

"Machete don't text."

"Want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why so serious?!" he sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face" And why so serious?"

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

And one of my favorites,
"Somewhere along the line you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good; and when things got hard you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!
Now if you know what you're worth than go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers sayin' you ain't what you wanna be because of him or her or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! Until you start believing in yourself, you ain't gonna have a life."
 
veni vidi vici (i came, I saw, I conquered J. Cesar).

I drank your milk shake, I drink it up.

ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

eat drink be merry, for tomorrow we die.

cry havoc, and unleash the dogs of war.

they can take our lives, but they can't never take...... our FREEEEDOMMM!!!

ohh righty then.
 
its hard to beat someone who never quits - babe ruth

why choose failure when success is an option - jillian micheals

america will never be destroyed from the outside. if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves - abraham lincoln

it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt - abraham lincoln

what shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul - Jesus


dave
 
tyl089;5039486; said:
eat drink be merry, for tomorrow we die.

cry havoc, and unleash the dogs of war.
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First one looks Klingon, second one the Klingons did use. Here's some more

Prepare ramming speed!

Today is a good day to die.

We die as Klingons.

Non-klingon

If you can't take a bloody nose then run home and hide under your bed, it's not safe out here.

If you can't take the heat then get out of the kitchen.
 
revenge is a dish best served cold
"old Klingon proverb"

what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

we have nothing to fear but fear itself.

for want of a nail the horse was lost
for want of the horse, the rider was lost.
for want of the rider, the battle was lost.
for want of the battle the war was lost.
for want of the war, the country was lost.

I have not yet begun to fight.
 
there is another skywalker - yoda

now i want you to remember that no b@$tard ever won a war by dying for his country. he won it by making the other poor dumb b@$tard die for his country - patton

dave
 
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