Some of the Best One-Liners

[tyl089]

resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

it's never as good as they claim, or as bad as feared.

what's wrong with you? Oh nothing, just possessed by the demons of loneliness and solitude.

 

[GudEnuf]

You're fired! The Don

Ces't la vie !

 

[West1]

"Wrong Hole Foo" Ahahaaa- Don't be a menace while drinking your juice in da hood

 

[tyl089]

chicken.........GOOD!!!

We are warriors not merchants.
yeah but you still can count can't you? look look, it's simple four stones, four crates, zero stones, ZERO CRATES!!! Pack it up, we're out.
ROAR!! oh, so you are merchants after all.

 

[GudEnuf]

Yeeeeaaaahhhaaaah! Dr. Strangelove

 

[12 Volt Man]

Watcha gonna do when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania run wild on you?!?

 

[Inglorious]

Here's to the health of my enemies enemies

It's a Trap!

 

[tyl089]

keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

surely you're joking. I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley.

what is a civil war? oh pardon me, (blam blam blam).

 

[cyberwaste]

****

 

[tyl089]

begun the clone war has.

begun the flame war has.