Some of the Best One-Liners

[zippo300z]

Each year on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

 

[Kanta]

No Matter how awesome chuck norris jokes are, I hereby ban them in this thread. Once one starts every one tries to one up the previous one.

P.s. Can't think of any one liners.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

No Matter how awesome chuck norris jokes are, I hereby ban them in this thread. Once one starts every one tries to one up the previous one.

P.s. Can't think of any one liners.

+1 Same goes for darth vader lines

 

[Spiritofthesoul]

JIAO WO PAPA

 

[ceeej31]

Mitch Hedburg is the man!

"I like escalators because they can never be broken, they can only become stairs. -Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience-"

 

[eatingleg4peanut]

I can count to potato

do it...I dare you.

 

[frnchjeep]

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort.

 

[dmopar74]

here i sit all broken hearted, tried to poop but only farted.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

here i sit all broken hearted, tried to poop but only farted.

i officially declare this thread not a fail afterall

 

[frnchjeep]

here i sit all broken hearted, tried to poop but only farted.

* posted from Iphone.