Stupid Neighbors

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Dont get me wrong I dont hate cats. I just dont want them ripping through my yard at night.

OK guys do you think I should ask me neighbor one last time if she will keep her cats off my property one last time? She has been a REAL ***** to me about her cats..
 
GTS said:
Dont get me wrong I dont hate cats. I just dont want them ripping through my yard at night.

OK guys do you think I should ask me neighbor one last time if she will keep her cats off my property one last time? She has been a REAL ***** to me about her cats..
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WTF!? U bending over backwards and taking it up the ASS?????

HELL NO!!!!!!!! start using The TRUST methods as mentioned in previous posts. :devil:

I only got as far as the traps and my property is cat free. Possums are welcome in my yard :)
 
i like cats but i always keep them inside. i hate it when nabers have cats and they roam the naberhood. i want a serval. ill train it to eat small roaming dogs.... just kidding. l love dogs. you should try a daschund. nothing like sicking a small dog thats bread for badger hunting on a cat. you wouldent think it but those little weeners are mean.lol just use a pelet gun. when the cat gose on your yard thwamp it right in the ass and it will lern quick.
 
What about a Rottweiler? One should help my cat problem right?
 
Rottweilers are mean too. My old boss in NY had his trained to be a killer. One time he had the dog in the car in NYC and parked the car under a bridge for a bit wheil ehe ran to a store. Som guy tried to grab some thing through the window and didn’t notice the Rott was in the car. When my boss returned, he found a severed arm in the back seat. It was severed at the elbow and his dog was using it as a chew toy. Car was all a mess full of blood.
 
i think the problem with getting a big dog is that it'll

1) bark way too often, nighttime included
2) be a general nuisance when guests are over
3) tear up your backyard, and make it smell bad from all the piss and ****-- the crap which you'll have to pick up and throw away every week
4) have to be kept inside during the daytime - 90+ degree florida summer weather is cruel
5) may be inclined to swim in your pond, no joke about that.
 
piranha45 said:
i think the problem with getting a big dog is that it'll

1) bark way too often, nighttime included
2) be a general nuisance when guests are over
3) tear up your backyard, and make it smell bad from all the piss and ****-- the crap which you'll have to pick up and throw away every week
4) have to be kept inside during the daytime - 90+ degree florida summer weather is cruel
5) may be inclined to swim in your pond, no joke about that.
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that is why I said get the GATOR!!!!!
 
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