The Masked Shadow’s Adventure/Vacationing Thread

[BIG-G]

And if your wife isn't too chuffed with the idea maybe you could do the serving in a pair of very tight, ill fitting shorts.....and call the place 'gonads'.

I wouldn’t eat at a place called “Gonads”
It just doesn’t say “Fine Dining “

 

[The Masked Shadow]

Haha! The Joshua Tree is actually the largest of the Yucca, and only grows in Joshua Tree, and the borders of it. Also, the Mojave Desert. We got an Airbnb with a pool, waterfall, 2 hot tubs, and a 900 square foot house for only $200a night! We came up here for my moms birthday. She turned 50, and everybody chipped in to rent this place. It is isolated, and has plenty of boulders for me to be climb. I should mention, my mom is an ornothologist (she studies birds). There are tons of rare birds here, such as the LeConte’s Thrasher, Feruginous Hawk, Chukar, and Least Bell’s Vireo. She studies small Birds, and spent over 10 years studying the Least Bells Vireo, which is an extremely rare subspecies of vireo. Last year, she studied the LeContes Thrasher, and only saw a total of 15! We’ve seen the Chukar here, and it is a commonly domesticated quail. So, we are having fun. The high today is supposed to be 54 degrees Fahrenheit.

 

[esoxlucius]

Haha! The Joshua Tree is actually the largest of the Yucca, and only grows in Joshua Tree, and the borders of it. Also, the Mojave Desert. We got an Airbnb with a pool, waterfall, 2 hot tubs, and a 900 square foot house for only $200a night! We came up here for my moms birthday. She turned 50, and everybody chipped in to rent this place. It is isolated, and has plenty of boulders for me to be climb. I should mention, my mom is an ornothologist (she studies birds). There are tons of rare birds here, such as the LeConte’s Thrasher, Feruginous Hawk, Chukar, and Least Bell’s Vireo. She studies small Birds, and spent over 10 years studying the Least Bells Vireo, which is an extremely rare subspecies of vireo. Last year, she studied the LeContes Thrasher, and only saw a total of 15! We’ve seen the Chukar here, and it is a commonly domesticated quail. So, we are having fun. The high today is supposed to be 54 degrees Fahrenheit.

I guess i was a sort of ornithologist in my informative years. I was always looking at birds!!

 

[esoxlucius]

I wouldn’t eat at a place called “Gonads”
It just doesn’t say “Fine Dining “

Yeah you're probably right. 'Gonads' hardly shouts out Michelin star quality dining does it? Besides, as an owner you'd need some big BALLS to open up a joint called Gonads and, as a punter, some even bigger BALLS to dine at a place called Gonads. Lol.

Did you see what I did there? Lol.

 

[BIG-G]

Yeah you're probably right. 'Gonads' hardly shouts out Michelin star quality dining does it? Besides, as an owner you'd need some big BALLS to open up a joint called Gonads and, as a punter, some even bigger BALLS to dine at a place called Gonads. Lol.

Did you see what I did there? Lol.

I think you’ve almost got a slogan for the business.
“Come eat at GONADS!” If you’ve got the balls. ?

 

[esoxlucius]

I think you’ve almost got a slogan for the business.
“Come eat at GONADS!” If you’ve got the balls. ?

That's brilliant. Or maybe, "GONADS...all you can eat...buy one get one free meal deals". But I think we're drastically narrowing down our customer base with that one. Maybe for those with a more discerning palette. Lol.

 

[twentyleagues]

That's brilliant. Or maybe, "GONADS...all you can eat...buy one get one free meal deals". But I think we're drastically narrowing down our customer base with that one. Maybe for those with a more discerning palette. Lol.

I never understood the hooters platform with their main focus (food wise) on wings.
I think in reality we should go with franks n beans. (If you're not in the know that's hot dogs or sausage and baked beans) at least it would make sense. I'm all for ill fitting shorts but we could also include yoga style pants.

 

[esoxlucius]

I never understood the hooters platform with their main focus (food wise) on wings.
I think in reality we should go with franks n beans. (If you're not in the know that's hot dogs or sausage and baked beans) at least it would make sense. I'm all for ill fitting shorts but we could also include yoga style pants.

I can relate to the tight fitting shorts. I'm a cyclist and it's somewhat liberating wearing tight fitting lycra, though the bemused looks I often get from folk when I have to dismount and walk for a while can be quite humorous. And that look certainly fits in with your 'sausage' part. Although i'd be doing myself a grave disservice if I told you the 'beans' part fitted my lycra clad description too! Lol.

What about sausage and soft boiled eggs!!!!

 

[twentyleagues]

I can relate to the tight fitting shorts. I'm a cyclist and it's somewhat liberating wearing tight fitting lycra, though the bemused looks I often get from folk when I have to dismount and walk for a while can be quite humorous. And that look certainly fits in with your 'sausage' part. Although i'd be doing myself a grave disservice if I told you the 'beans' part fitted my lycra clad description too! Lol.

What about sausage and soft boiled eggs!!!!

Beans come in all sizes my friend.

 

[esoxlucius]

I don't know about you but i feel absolutely rotten. We've totally obliterated this thread. So, come on The Masked Shadow , how are you getting on in Joshua Tree?

Please don't mention anything about dogs farting or human wobbly bits, or twentyleagues will more than likely go and get carried away again!!! Lol.