THE OFFICIAL RIDDLE THREAD!!!!

[Stump]

F6? F7?

 

[~ocean]

I have one!

What do you get when a grand piano falls on a miner?

 

[L!$A]

7 on the phone ?

You got it!

 

[L!$A]

I have one!

What do you get when a grand piano falls on a miner?

A FLAT MINER!

 

[Stump]

Here's one:

I have teeth but I cannot bite,
I can be black or I can be white.
Or other colors...

 

[jclyde13]

Here's one:

I have teeth but I cannot bite,
I can be black or I can be white.
Or other colors...

A comb.

 

[L!$A]

Here's one:

I have teeth but I cannot bite,
I can be black or I can be white.
Or other colors...

A staple remover?

 

[Stump]

A comb.

No.

 

[jclyde13]

No.

A comb does fit that description... So what is this, a mind reading game ?

 

[Stump]

I was just playin around man... settle down. You got it right on the first post after me and I was jokingly acting mad about it.