Haha.. these really made me laugh I worked at a pet store for two years and all of these are as true as can be. I think I should add one though, this one always cracked me up.
7. The tough guy
He walks in, listening to hip hop on his ipod. Usually wearing baggy pants and wearing a fitted cap sideways. Goes up to you and asks "Cheif, where are the pirahnas?". Ends up buying a 30 gallon tank, no heaters, no filters, 4 pirahnas and a bag of feeders. I always hated seeing people walk out the store like that. I never sold fish to people like that. :WTF: