Will it never end? More lame customer moves.

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amehel0;1210135; said:
dont even get me strted on half the customers in my line of work (fast food). middle of a rush and some absoulutley of his fing nut drunk dude comes in. takes him 30 secs to walk to steps. and then he starts mumbling. and i was like sorry sir. mhdhfjdsbhsss is his reply. im sorry sir could i pleaseget you to repeat that. 5 mins later i finally get an audible response. i then eplain to him thta we ran out of stock for the item he wanted(my manager doesnt bother to do change orders or order in food. and the suppliers are usually 3 days late) he just stares a t me about 3 minutes later he decides to order some food i eplain to him the price. and it took like over 5mins to get him to take his money out of his man purse. i then tell him i dont have the 5 cents to gie to him (my manager did not do a change order). then he stares at me i repeat i dont have the 5 censtchange to give to you. hen kindly the person behind him decides to giv me 5 censt to give to him. he was absoulutly most drunkest person ive ever seen
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That reminds me of my friend who work the drive-thru at a fast food joint. They had these guys pull up to the window 3 minuted before closing time, and they ordered anough food to choke a horse. Well, needless to say that when they pulled up to the pickup window, smoke pours out of their window. Classic case of the midnight munchies.
 
Death Pony;1211804; said:
That reminds me of my friend who work the drive-thru at a fast food joint. They had these guys pull up to the window 3 minuted before closing time, and they ordered anough food to choke a horse. Well, needless to say that when they pulled up to the pickup window, smoke pours out of their window. Classic case of the midnight munchies.
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If the cops want to profile pot heads, they should post up an officer at the drive through at 1 AM. If the officer hears "Let me get nine big macs and...what do you guys want?" The driver had better weigh 400 lbs, or the vehicle needs to be searched. LOL
 
ewurm;1209496; said:
I think it seems that many people who deal with customers in their line of work have to deal with the bottom of the gene pool often. I theorize that the reason is because the bottom of the gene pool has become much more populated than the top.
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does the gene pool even have anything to do with it?
 
I was about to deck some dude at a petstore in appleton, he put a 4 inch convict in with a 16 inch butterkoferi he said it was being mean to some 1 inch cichlids there was like 5 emty tanks with water in them but no, he puts it in with a 16 inch monster, he tried selling my it it had no fins tail and i think it was missing an eye not shure though
 
yes i know this is supposed to be about custamers but i just had to post that
 
Wednesday, I had a guy ask for a Ple-tock-mous so he din't have to do water changes. Then asked if we had any Shovelnose catfish. We had a 12-14"er. I asked tank size. 50 gallons.

Me: That won't last 2 months in there.
Him: It will grow to the size of the tank
Me: No, that's a myth
Him: But I heard it from someone
Me thinking: Someones a moron
 
ewurm;1244598; said:
Wednesday, I had a guy ask for a Ple-tock-mous so he din't have to do water changes. Then asked if we had any Shovelnose catfish. We had a 12-14"er. I asked tank size. 50 gallons.

Me: That won't last 2 months in there.
Him: It will grow to the size of the tank
Me: No, that's a myth
Him: But I heard it from someone
Me thinking: Someones a moron
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Thats true. It will grow to BE the size of the tank. :ROFL:
 
Jeox;1244725; said:
Thats true. It will grow to BE the size of the tank. :ROFL:
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No, he said he had one for two years, never grew much. Wonder where it went after 2 years?
 
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