Will it never end? More lame customer moves.

[portabuddy]

bahhh haaa haa haa....

TOO MANY JOKES AND STORIES!!!, I'll come back when i have 3 hours to write stuff down...


one or two for now. I was at my lfs and some idiotic asian guy decides he wanted a oscar, it was a prety nice one at about 10" the thing was imposable to catch even with two of them trying, it took 10-25 min and there was water everywhere. once they neted it and bag it the guy decides that it looks pail and doesnt want it. the shop guy says that it looks that way because its stressed and it will regain its colour in a couple days... the guy looks at it flicks the bag and says Yup its sick i dont want it...

He points to a jd and says this one looks healthy, i want that one insted... so they put the oscar back and bag him a jd, and then he says that he wants a RD too, so they get him that. the snake heads they hept the oscar with started to circle the heavely stressed oscar and i didnt see it the next day... F...ING MORON!

 

[Angel51087]

Yup yup, I always have to ask those Qs - How big is your tank? - big
What other fish?- loads of different ones, they are all friends anyway,
What is your maintenance rota like?- whenever it looks dirty
AHHHHHHH!! People do infuriate me so!
They always come ut with something like aren't you in the business of selling, I say no we're in the business of animal welfare

 

[Angel51087]

OMG that just about sums people up don't it - lol. Good story!

 

[merc123]

I work in computer tech support....we won't even bother going there in detail but here is one particular phone call that stands out

Them: My e-mail won't come up
Me: What's on your screen?
Them: Nothing...
Me: Nothing? Can you explain a little better
Them: It's black
Me: Is there a light flashing on the screen close to the power button?
Them: No
Me: Push the power button.
Them: Ok, I got my email now.
Me: Have a good day...

 

[ewurm]

I work in computer tech support....we won't even bother going there in detail but here is one particular phone call that stands out

Them: My e-mail won't come up
Me: What's on your screen?
Them: Nothing...
Me: Nothing? Can you explain a little better
Them: It's black
Me: Is there a light flashing on the screen close to the power button?
Them: No
Me: Push the power button.
Them: Ok, I got my email now.
Me: Have a good day...

LOL! How do these people get to work?

Customer: My car won't go.
Mechanic: Did you put the key in and turn it?
Customer: OK, it's going now. I have to go, I'm late for work.

 

[ShadowVengance]

Oh i love these stories.

this was refreshing.

I work at the LFS/petstore

Just today....

A lady smashes an aquarium ornament off the ground, "you break it you buy it"

"YOU DONT HAVE A M***F***IN' SIGN F**** YOU NO WAY IM PAYING FOR... etc. etc."

me- "Alright calm down, it's not my store, it's policy, here is the managers phone number, call later and we may be able to work something out"


her - "F** that s**t WTF do you think you're doing scamming ...etc...etc."

(Keeping in mind that this is a $5.00 ornament)

Long story short, I called mall security and she was halled away

that made me glad.


sometimes I wish i wouldn't get fired if i were to punch people in the jaw.


OH here is a good story too:

customer walks in "Excuse me sir! I can NOT believe you have neglected to tell me that the swordtail you sold me is not a community fish, I demand a refund"

"What? what happened? they are completely docile fish"

"you see, it swims backwards and stabs my otherfish with it's swordtail!!!! can i return him?"

 

[ewurm]

Oh i love these stories.

customer walks in "Excuse me sir! I can NOT believe you have neglected to tell me that the swordtail you sold me is not a community fish, I demand a refund"

"What? what happened? they are completely docile fish"

"you see, it swims backwards and stabs my otherfish with it's swordtail!!!! can i return him?"

Stabs fish with it's tail? Bring in the impaled fish, I will replace them. LMFAO!

 

[captainawesome]

wow, those are all great stories. just about any job where you have to come in contact with other people you find these idiots. I really cant help but wonder how they are still alive. I call them Darwin dodgers.
Taco bell story - You would think Americans have the whole ordering fast food thing down by now...not this lady. After staring at her for nearly 3 minutes while she carefully looked at the menu for something that was obviously not there, she attempted to order a whopper with cheese.....I played along and her "whopper" ended up looking much like a mexican pizza with extra cheese.

window washing - been doing it for 4 years now, safe to say i know a little something about it. But, according to your average A-hole customer, I don't know anything, and they are the authority of knowledge concerning how a window should be cleaned. One woman couldn't quite grasp the concept of a squeegee. she started yelling at me for cleaning it wrong and demanding that i run my dirty towel that I put underneath windows to catch the water, over the windows to "dry them off" after i squeegeed them. "there is no way you can dry a window with a Metal stick!!!" - her reasoning behind the tirade.
yeah, some people are just that dumb.

 

[rallysman]

Well, while we're on random stories, here is one from my auto parts retail days ( I have a ton of them)

"Thanks for calling XXX Auto, this is Levi"

I need a battery

"What kind of battery, Sir?"

For my truck.

"what kind of truck do you have?"

IT'S MY WORK TRUCK

"OK....Ford, Chevy? Side post, top post?"

It don't matter! I just need a battery!!

"OK, I'm sorry sir. We have one for 4.99."







He was PISSED when he came in and I had a 9V battery laying on the counter.

 

[REDKID!!!]

Well, while we're on random stories, here is one from my auto parts retail days ( I have a ton of them)

"Thanks for calling XXX Auto, this is Levi"

I need a battery

"What kind of battery, Sir?"

For my truck.

"what kind of truck do you have?"

IT'S MY WORK TRUCK

"OK....Ford, Chevy? Side post, top post?"

It don't matter! I just need a battery!!

"OK, I'm sorry sir. We have one for 4.99."







He was PISSED when he came in and I had a 9V battery laying on the counter.