Yo Momma.....

[bigspizz]

Yo momma is so fat....A picture of her would fall of the wall.....

 

[Mystix212]

Yo Mamma is so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo Mamma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

Yo Mamma is so ugly she makes blind children cry.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.

 

[Mystix212]

Yo momma is so fat, her belly button has an echo....

You be careful about my mamma cause yo mamma is so fat, her belly button doesnt make lint, it makes sweaters.

 

[bigspizz]

You be careful about my mamma cause yo mamma is so fat, her belly button doesnt make lint, it makes sweaters.

See post one dude....Cill a bit and please post 1 maybe 2 jokes at a time....

 

[Weylin]

Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

 

[Liam]

Yo Mamma is so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo Mamma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

Yo Mamma is so ugly she makes blind children cry.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.

hhahahahhaa

 

[Mystix212]

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[Weylin]

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

 

[DeLgAdO]

Yo mamma is so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mamma is so black, that she dresses to a funeral naked.

Yo mamma is so black, she got in a jacuzzi and made hot tea.

Yo mamma is so black, when she breastfed you, she made chocolate milk.

Yo mamma is so black, even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark.

oh wow, LMAO! hope no one takes offense to those!

 

[bigspizz]

oh wow, LMAO! hope no one takes offense to those!

Good thing you quoted it......