Plec123;3698363; said:
I'll start.
You're finishing up a water change when people are starting to come over your house for a party
You cant fall asleep at night without hearing the sound of a filter waterfall
lets keep it going!
That is soo hilarious the first happened last weekend and as the first guest was walking through the door, I was dragging a bucket of new water from my bathroom to my fishtank
And the second is true, except for me there also has to be the calming sound of bubble streams from my sponge filter, otherwise I literally can't fall asleep.
Now for my own: you know you're a fishkeeper when you spend more time doing research on peacock gudgeons than for your 150pt honors british literature research term paper (no duh,

this is what I've been doing for the last 6 hour or so)
And, you know when you're a fishkeeper when you have to remind the house cleaner not to spray windex on the tank glass no matter how dirty it is
And, you know when you're a fishkeeper when you ask the guy at the LFS about the compatability of one fish to another and before he pulls out his reference book, you remember something you read on a fishkeeping forum and tell him nevermind, i got it. (almost every time I walk in

)
Subscribed, duh!
