my eheims arrived. Definitely have to replace what J-pipes do, to make them more like BRIDGES, bcuz of how FAR it is over my acrylic tank edges.
No luck searching the DIY forum for that. my search terms must be all wrong. none of the cusswords for getting a wider eheim J-pipe *immediately* have worked. yet.
I'm not a DIYourselfer. If I could pull the whole back compartment out of the SeaClear now (with fish in tank) I would be SO done already. that back edge is the only narrow one on this tank. going over it is 4+ inches, as are the sides.
I found a bunch of "ALMOST" stuff online! YAY. Look at these near-misses for running hose thru things and holding them firm, instead of asking the hardware store man for an hour of his time with a few dollars PVC purchase:
http://tradecodee.info/?s=Hose+Holder+Tube
Hubby called: "If you want to wait for me to get back, I can do it..."