Chuck Norris Jokes

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chuck norris once kicked someone so hard his foot broke...the speed of sound.

if both you and chuck norris have $5 chuck norris still has more money than you.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?... all of it

there are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq... chuck norris lives in oklahoma

chuck norris has actually already been to Mars...thats why there is no signs of life there!

chuck norris can see the color neon black

cuck norris invented every color in the world... except for pink.. tom cruise invented pink
 
i just realized... i go my first qoute in a signature!!!!!! thanks to jlsmonkey!
 
Your welcome Nubz it is just so wrong how you said it.

Scientists believe the Big Bang was nearly equal in power to one Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, but it doesn't happen multiple times every day.

God throws lighting bolts, Chuck Norris throws roundhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
 
Chuck Norris can tell Gr8karma that karma isnt great. :ROFL:
 
they actually bottle the perspiration of Chuck Norris and sell it as a fragrance named "excellence"
 
They say if Chuck Norris were ever to lactate, the milk would cure cancer.
 
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck never cried
 
when a hypnotist tried to hypnotize Chuck, he just laughed, winked at him, and the hypnotist fell into a coma
 
Chuck's will is a notarized document containing only the words "LOL j/k"
 
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