Chuck Norris Jokes

[fhawk362]

Haha the cordless phone one is funny

-Chuck norris once played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
-Chuck norris can beat the wall in tennis.

 

[houie925]

as a child Chuck Norris got a job as a paperboy. There were no survivors

 

[swede]

One time Chuck stared down the mirror a bit too hard and his reflection ran in fear

 

[jlsmonkey]

Here's one i made up.

All's fun and game until Chuck Norris says it isn't.

 

[jlsmonkey]

Chuck Norris killed a narwhal with it's own horn.

 

[Camshaft Ramrod]

^fail..

 

[swede]

the Magic 8 Ball toys consult Chuck Norris before deciding

 

[likestofish]

when Chuck Norris pees he clogs the toilet
Chuck Norris once ate a transformer toy as a car and crapped it out as a robot

 

[swede]

when chuck norris watches a movie, he kills the villain for the hero

 

[RedDevilDon2005]

wtf................ I have to agree with Cam on this......................make it stop..................