Corrupt a Wish

[Eric A]

Granted, but then it taste like crap and no longer is stocked.

I wish we could get more fish In Australia...

 

[Camshaft Ramrod]

Granted. You no longer live in Australia.

I wish I could secrete mashed potatoes out of my nostrils.

 

[Eric A]

Granted, but then they painfully secrete out of other orifices.

I wish I lived in Japan

 

[stevenrox]

granted you get hit with a carbon fiber car.

i wish i could kick jackie chans @$$

 

[Camshaft Ramrod]

granted, your foot gets stuck and you grow to like that kind of thing

I wish I could rub jello in my armpits out in public without people looking at me funny.

 

[Eric A]

Granted, but there isn't anybody to look at you when you raise your arm.

I wish these wishes came true.

 

[Liam]

not granted.

I wish Russia and USA would have a fist fight

 

[Eric A]

Granted, but fists mean nothing in war

I wish these wishes came true again

 

[navykorman]

granted but now your regretting wishing you wishes came true cause you got mashed potatoes comming out of your nose and jello sweating out of your armpits.

I wish I didnt eat so much popcorn

 

[Lizardking]

Granted but now you have to eat peas instead

I wish that I don´t wake up from a dream where I dreamt that I was a butterfly, realizing that I am a butterfly who was dreaming that I were a man who were dreaming about a dreaming butterfly.