Corrupt a Wish

[nes999]

granted but the ultilty bills would be outragous.


i wish the roads would get cleared faster.

 

[billyismybigfish]

granted, but it gets cleared all the way down the gravel.

i wish everyone a very merry christmas.

 

[zenyoungkoh]

granted, but it gets cleared all the way down the gravel.

i wish everyone a very merry christmas.

Granted, but no one wishes you back.

I wish i have a 100000000000 G tank

 

[billyismybigfish]

granted, but it is the polluted Lake Michigan.

i wish everyone still used windows 3.11.

 

[scalesandfins]

Granted, but no one wishes you back.

I wish i have a 100000000000 G tank

granted but its g as in grand and its just a super fancy goldfish bowl.

i wish i had my new fixture mounted already

 

[swordtales]

Granted but your family walks in as your mounting your fixture
I wish R Kelly stays away from girl scout meetings

 

[billyismybigfish]

granted, but now he hangs at boy scout meetings.

i wish everyone still used windows 3.11.

 

[scalesandfins]

granted, but..... well idk what that is.
i wish i knew what windows 3.11 was

 

[billyismybigfish]

lol

 

[taninsama]

Granted, but now you don't know how to use any other operating system.
I wish I had a new car.