Alright, I've got a funny LFS experience involving "Nemo"...
Got to the store, looked around, found what I wanted, went to look for someone to help out. Had to go to the Saltwater section before finding an employee, and he had a couple looking to get two fish. The women said, "Can we have two of the Nemos?". Alright, I found that funny... but it got better. The employee goes, "You do know that they are saltwater fish?", they both looked confused, and say, "What's a saltwater fish???"

I tried my best not too laugh, but once the employee started, I couldn't help myself.

People need to get the correct names on fish. They see a movie, go, "Oh, they're pretty!" and go out and buy one, only to have it die knowing nothing about, not even the correct name!... I've seen it many times before... mostly my stupid friends of the past, lol.