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so at lfs today when i heard this
customer: give me two nemo's from this tank, and two of those silver fish from that one( bala shark).
lfs: well you know they cant go in the same tank as ones a marine fish and the other is freshwater
customer: whats a marine fish :)
 
Carefree_Dude;5002534; said:
at a nearby, very redneck, hole in the wall pet store (really a puppy mill), they have some fish. On one of the fish tanks it says, "Assorted Chicklets"


I literally cried, I was laughing so hard from this!
 
I went to petsmart awhile ago and was buying 2 snails. The employe asks me how big my tank is and i tell him i have three but he still continued to ask.
 
aquaman123;5144387; said:
I went to petsmart awhile ago and was buying 2 snails. The employe asks me how big my tank is and i tell him i have three but he still continued to ask.

Well you answered his question with a random comment, I would have asked again too
 
i was at petco, and i overheard an employee tell a woman he couldn't sell her fish. this made me happy. She then said she wanted an oscar, and he recommended a 10 gallon aquarium, and said she could have one when the tanks ready.
 
I have to say that I heard this employee at Petsmart giving advice to an unsuspecting fishkeeper. It wasn't bad actually, it was about aquarium aeration, and she said every tank should have an airstone. So I went up, looked around a bit, and picked out my male convict. The employee had asked me what sized tank I was planning to accomadate him with? I replied, "I will put him in a goldfish bowl!" Nevertheless, she just made a weird face, like she just chewed on some Sour Patch Kids, and sold him to me anyways! These people have no sense of humor!
 
I have to say that I heard this employee at Petsmart giving advice to an unsuspecting fishkeeper. It wasn't bad actually, it was about aquarium aeration, and she said every tank should have an airstone. So I went up, looked around a bit, and picked out my male convict. The employee had asked me what sized tank I was planning to accomadate him with? I replied, "I will put him in a goldfish bowl!" Nevertheless, she just made a weird face, like she just chewed on some Sour Patch Kids, and sold him to me anyways! These people have no sense of humor!



LOL I did this exact thing, when I went to get my aro. I picked him up and the guy asked what size tank I had, and told him the bowl.... he also did not think this was funny
 
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