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Bogwoodbruce;2807573; said:
I hate those customers who are basically noobs and think that they know more than staff when they dont :S

Well with the average experience people have with LFS workers here, you can't blame them. :nilly:
 
I worked at a mom and pop shop for the better part of a year, I remember a guy who wanted a re fund on what was left of angels that he thought would do well with his turtle
 
at work yesterday, a customer came in...this is the exact conversation that went on:

me: hi, do you need help with anything?

customer: i need a leash

m: our leashes are right up against the wall over there, what kind of dog do you have?

c: its not for a dog. it has to be pink. are they edible?


i just had to walk away before i started bursting out in laughter.

earlier in that day a woman came in asking for help with her fish tank. i asked her how big it was, and she made the size of a 10 gallon with her hands. i asked her how many gallons, and she said, i dont know, i think its a 1.5 gallon tank. she said it was just always dirty and she had 2 goldfish in there. i told her everything that was wrong with the situation, and then she asked, well can i get rid of the goldfish and put one of those cute nemos in there? again, i had to walk away, because i though i was gunna hit her on the side of the head and try to knock some sense into her.
 
laxplaya8613;2811225; said:
at work yesterday, a customer came in...this is the exact conversation that went on:

me: hi, do you need help with anything?

customer: i need a leash

m: our leashes are right up against the wall over there, what kind of dog do you have?

c: its not for a dog. it has to be pink. are they edible?


i just had to walk away before i started bursting out in laughter.

earlier in that day a woman came in asking for help with her fish tank. i asked her how big it was, and she made the size of a 10 gallon with her hands. i asked her how many gallons, and she said, i dont know, i think its a 1.5 gallon tank. she said it was just always dirty and she had 2 goldfish in there. i told her everything that was wrong with the situation, and then she asked, well can i get rid of the goldfish and put one of those cute nemos in there? again, i had to walk away, because i though i was gunna hit her on the side of the head and try to knock some sense into her.
LOL
 
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