at work yesterday, a customer came in...this is the exact conversation that went on:
me: hi, do you need help with anything?
customer: i need a leash
m: our leashes are right up against the wall over there, what kind of dog do you have?
c: its not for a dog. it has to be pink. are they edible?
i just had to walk away before i started bursting out in laughter.
earlier in that day a woman came in asking for help with her fish tank. i asked her how big it was, and she made the size of a 10 gallon with her hands. i asked her how many gallons, and she said, i dont know, i think its a 1.5 gallon tank. she said it was just always dirty and she had 2 goldfish in there. i told her everything that was wrong with the situation, and then she asked, well can i get rid of the goldfish and put one of those cute nemos in there? again, i had to walk away, because i though i was gunna hit her on the side of the head and try to knock some sense into her.