Overhearing a conversation at one of the lfs, waiting for my turn.
Employe: Can i help you?
Customer: Yes, i just finished cycling my new big tank, so im looking for some big robust cichlids. Have any tips on which ones would go together?
The employee starts talking about the various cichlids they have, which go together, which doesnt. Sounds like he knows what hes talking about.
Employe: Before you pick your favorite, i should ask how big your tank is, to avoid overstocking or selling you a fish you eventually have to sell.
Customer: I have a 50 g.
Employe: Ok, did you like any of the dwarf cichlids?
Customer: No, i want one that gets big..
Employe: The blue acara then? Or the convicts? The blue eyes?
The customer doesnt want any of those, she points to a vieja synspila, a tanganyika humphead, a rio grande and some oscars.
She thankfully gets told that those get way to big for her tank, she gives him the lesson that 1 litre = 1 cm of fish... the employe tries to stay as calm as he can, keeps explaining, hoping it will get through.
It doesnt, this is also a chain store that cant refuse sales. He gives up, she gets her little fishes... they are probably dead by now. If not, they probably wish they were.
Working in pet stores sucks.