How do I kill fish in a Humane way?

[fishnthings]

y you wootin.... hes dead

 

[cure671]

Wow, thats a good LFS for ya!

Neontetrafan, if treatment is not possible, some people use the freezer method or a swift blow to the head. I have also read that alka seltzer is used. (can anyone verify that?) i think which methods used to euthanize humanely may be a matter of opinion though. i personally have never tried these and have only heard of them,so good luck in what you decide for your fish.

Thats Cool SIMEDGAR LoL

 

[SteveO]

My favorite is to simply throw them off the wall of the shower.... helps you get out anger, and they dont feel jack.......?is this demented? Fish Fight Club...

 

[JuanTamad]

Does it really matter?

They are not human!!!

Humans eat other life forms with no remorse.

We are monsters when it comes to killing/eating fish!!!

 

[big E]

I think you should try to heal 'em, but whatever method you choose to kill 'em with try to make it quick, torturing small animals will warp your brain faster than masturbation!

 

[undey]

OK HERE IS WHAT YOU DO

Cut the head off then hit it with a hammer.
After that, put it in a blender mixed with vodka and clove oil.
Turn on blender.
Take the blender off the counter and put it in the freezer.
Freeze for two days.
Take it out of freezer and place in a bag and hit it over the counter.
Dispose of in trash.

Now That's Funny Stuff!

 

[Scuzzy19]

That was a mean picture of the fish man not cool at all

 

[mooncat99]

Off with there head, it's quick.

 

[FishDude121]

by all means keep them alive! hook them up to feeding tubes! even if they are vegetable fish!

(so bad... so funny)

but seriously dude, they are fish, not humans ... just kill em if youre done ... freeze em, bury them, blend em, eat em, drink em, shoot em, drug em

 

[peanut]

a sharp blow on back of head dont mess around so quck