If you could talk to ur fish...

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I would tell the larger fish that the smaller fish are too expensive for them to eat..
 
I would tell the pacus that water changes are only half the water. It ALL isn't going away,and it will be back soon, so there is no need to freak out EVERY time.

I would tell the pim that he can't eat his tankmates. Just because they are smaller, doesn't mean they are food. I would also tell him and the pacus to stop eating all the plants. I throw vegies in there for a reason.

I would tell the GT to stop picking on the gars. Some day they will be able to bite you in half, so stay on their good side.

I would tell the jag and oscar to stay friends. When they get bigger, they will rule everything together.

I would tell them that they are all my kids and that I like them more than most people.
 
I would teach my cichlids that only the hap cichlid can eat bloodworms but not many because the ropefish need to eat too.

I would tell my ropefish to start coming out during the day and quit hiding in the rocks.

I would tell my petricolas to hurry up and eat so they can grow and quit hiding in the aritificial plants.

I would tell my plecos that they missed a spot.

I would tell my single snail to hurry up and move!
 
yep.. i talk to my fish all the time too.. i even yell at them when they are doing something they shouldn't. like when the little peacock dudes fight with Dozer through the glass, i tell them they are going to have to live with that huge guy someday, best not to piss him off.. they don't care, like all children they think they are immortal.
 
if i could talk to mine i would teach them to answer the phone, and clean the house. those guys need to start earning earning they're keep.:grinno:
 
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