If you could talk to ur fish...

[rodo1982]

lol

 

[demjor19]

i would tell my gar to stop swimming into the glass...no matter how hard you try you will not go anywhere...



who am i kidding....i tell him that all the time!!!

 

[Andrewtfw]

I'd tell my plecs that if they would create hybrid babies, I would be able to buy them a much larger tank (in my much larger home) and feed them whatever they wanted.

 

[moxxommox]

to the bass "Just because it's dead food, doesn't make it less tastefull, and when I turn the lights off, dont splash about... it's really annoying hearing you go bump"

Silver dollar (male) "Dude, give up she isn't interested"

Gibbys "Let me pat you with out you stabbing me damnit!"

Gourami "Stay still so I can pop that pimple thing you moron"
refer to here


and for the O's

"WTF ARE YOU BOYS OR GIRLS, and stop fighting idiots"

 

[captainawesome]

I would tell the pacu to quit splashing and the GT to quit making the pacu splash. I would also tell my butterfly pleco to make himslef seen once in a while.

 

[MrRngr94]

I told my peacock eel today to quit eating his tankmates. He just looked at me like he didn't speak English.

 

[courtneem]

i'd tell them to poo less

Wouldnt that be great!!!

 

[courtneem]

This thread is hilarious. Made for a good laugh before bed. LOL Keep it up!

 

[merc123]

I told my 3 common plecos to stop eating the algae so fast. My tank has NONE now...

 

[ITHURTZ]

Ask them how there water is, if they are hungry. If they like each other, not to be afriad of me.