Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done

[Freeze_Dried_Bloodworm]

I was out quad riding, top speed (120 km/h) and BAM! a little bump, there wasn't enough time to hit the breaks so I was like "yeah, I can jump that little thing"
boy was I wrong... I landed right on the front tires and bumper
I ended up wounding both knees, and I landed on the handlebars which left a mad blue mark on my stomach

oh and my dad asked me what was wrong cause I couldn't walk right
I just told him that I fell and he believed it!!

 

[JD7.62]

I once got pulled over for speeding at 2AM with an AKM-47 and an AKM-74 and about 2K rounds of ammo and a 1.75 of JimBean all in plain sight and to top it all off I had accidently left my DL at home! I thought I was going to jail cause I was only seventeen and had alchohol underage in a dry county!(the guns were legal) I was out in the middle of no-where KY lost and explained to the officer where I was heading and who I knew, he chuckled, wrote me a ticket and gave me directions saying...It looks like yall sure are gonna have some fun this weekend!

I bet you if I was in CA or mASS the cop would have **** a brick!

 

[milkman407]

I posted this photo a while ago and some people commented that it wasn't safe. They were right, but it wouldn't stop me from doing it again in a heartbeat!

i played with a 4 month old white bengal tiger. he was laying ontop of my back while he licked my hair. it was 100% safe

 

[oscar n redtail cat]

right my list :
ive thought it would be clever 2 place my had in burning plastic not a gd idea (had 2 go 2 the hospital)
ive nutted a pice of ice about 5" thick (hospital concusion)
ive went down a hill on my minny pit bike standing up it lasted 4 about half a minute lol
ive jumped of the garage in 2 a skip full of this soft stuff n it made me have a big rash (hospital)
ive drove my miny pit bike in 2 a police car (went 2 court)
my m8 has some prahina's he has about 16 of them n i was pokeing them with my finger n they bite me (lol)
ive went in 2 my lfs n feed the aligator gars little guppys n molly's with my m8's
ive ran around a town center(walsall) with some m8 with some large nappy's on (dont ask 2 meany beer's)lmao but thats about it and im only 14 lol

n ive just remberd i was with ma m8's n the was some deer /stag n the stag chased us cuz ma m8 was through a stick! lol

 

[DB junkie]

I spent an entire summer running down high back sofas at 50+ MPH in Ford's Finest automobile ever made...the Festiva. Trying to find some video of it somewhere, used to be on U tube.

Tubing behind a 4 wheeler on a nice grassy knoll after a fresh rain is some of the most fun you can have anywhere.

 

[cichlaguapote]

let one of those orange women behind the estee lauder counter spray foundation me.... got me in the eye ouch lol! as you can see i'm such a reble

lol


I was gonna post some of mine but I think you guys got me beat..

1.) While unplugging a electrical cord during a water change, my finger grabbed onto the metal part of the plug that goes in the socket/while it was part way in and

2.) Almost picked a fight in 5pm traffic with a carload of guys in a BMW X3 last week.. that would have been pretty dumb of me if they would have took me up on my offer.. lol

3.) Just many many stupid bike stunts in my teenage years..

"If your gonna be dumb.. You gotta be tough.."

 

[JD7.62]

Another thing I remember doing that was pretty dumb...

When I was like 10 or 11 we lived out in the middle of nowhere so my parents just left us kids at home alone during the day during the summer while they were at work. I had a go-cart that had a pull start motor on it. It was kept in a barn on top of a hill. When no one was around to start it for me (you needed two people, one to give it gas and one to pull the rope) I would take my helmet and use it to depress the gas pedal and pull the rope my self. Once started it would start rolling down the hill and Id have to chase after it and jump on it!! Man, those were the days, I never got hurt or lost the go-kart!

 

[oddballer]

i used to go out to the desert and catch rattlers..... once my truck broke down and i had to spend a 1.5days stranded hiking in the middle of nowhere.....

 

[cichlaguapote]

Another thing I remember doing that was pretty dumb...

When I was like 10 or 11 we lived out in the middle of nowhere so my parents just left us kids at home alone during the day during the summer while they were at work. I had a go-cart that had a pull start motor on it. It was kept in a barn on top of a hill. When no one was around to start it for me (you needed two people, one to give it gas and one to pull the rope) I would take my helmet and use it to depress the gas pedal and pull the rope my self. Once started it would start rolling down the hill and Id have to chase after it and jump on it!! Man, those were the days, I never got hurt or lost the go-kart!

lol

i used to go out to the desert and catch rattlers..... once my truck broke down and i had to spend a 1.5days stranded hiking in the middle of nowhere.....

 

[DB junkie]

Buried the speedo in a Datsun on gravel with some buddies after a kegger.

Rolled 9 times. Passenger was thrown out. He was in the room next to me in the ER. I left with a dislocated shoulder and a concusion. He got 156 stitches and 52 staples.

This taught me a valueable lesson about drinking and driving. Thankfully the only thing that was buried that night was the speedo, the car, and any thoughts that drinking and driving is OK.