Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done
- Thread starter Militis
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I got busted trying to keep two gf in highschool and since they lived in different towns tried to convince them there was "enough love for everybody". Good thing I ran track.
For those interested it did work out better in college.
mmmcollege..
For those interested it did work out better in college.
mmmcollege..
oh yeah and I'd seen my dad clean paint brushes with gasoline so I tried to fill up a styrofoam cup to do the same when I was about 12.
Couldn't figure out why the cup never got full.
Couldn't figure out why the cup never got full.
Tried to open up an old WWII tin of 7 MM ammo with a dremmel (what? It didn't come with a key). When that didn't work, we switched to the BIG grinder. Needless to day the boxes of ammo all caught on fire and started shooting off.
Man, I feel wimpy.
I used to jump off my parents roof into the pool. Never was a real problem until I dislocated my shoulder and couldn't move it for a week. Been paying for it ever since.
Lawn jobs were a weekend adventure in high school. My buddy had a huge 4x4 Bronco that was made for lawn jobs. One misty night, we lost control and ended up in a persons living room. I think it took 12 years to pay it off.
D-cell batteries are great for breaking back windows of cars. (high school again). It's all fun until the cops catch you and you have to pay for 20 glasses.
In retrospect, I wonder if leaving our own neighborhood would have been a better thought.
I used to jump off my parents roof into the pool. Never was a real problem until I dislocated my shoulder and couldn't move it for a week. Been paying for it ever since.
Lawn jobs were a weekend adventure in high school. My buddy had a huge 4x4 Bronco that was made for lawn jobs. One misty night, we lost control and ended up in a persons living room. I think it took 12 years to pay it off.
D-cell batteries are great for breaking back windows of cars. (high school again). It's all fun until the cops catch you and you have to pay for 20 glasses.
In retrospect, I wonder if leaving our own neighborhood would have been a better thought.
stuck a fork in a power point.... at age 11....
Cutting polystyrene with a scalpel or how ever you spell it, any way, I held the styrene over my lap, guess where the knife when, into my leg about 1"
Stabbed a piece of wood with a pocket knife with no lock on the knife, cut my pinky open mega bad.
sawing a piece of wood with a really sharp vegetation/gardening saw near my shins, the saw popped out of the wood and hit myself in my shin, so, a few holes in my shin from that, blood everywhere.
punched the ground and broke my knuckle
punched a wall and fractured my left wrist
I piss off my cats tonnes, and they shred my hands < not exaggerating
sprayed some crap my rugby coach gave me on a cut... after that he said it was made from chillies... That hurt tonnes, worked though.
Tackled a tackling bag when someone was moving it backwards... I tackled the ground, got winded and my back still hurts from 2 weeks ago, haha.
Made a homemade bike jump in my backyard... the handle bars hit me in the chest and popped off the cartridge, I slipped forward and hit my testicles on a bar... believe it or not, the testicles did not hurt as much as the chest....
Fell down a flight of stares and broke my thumb...
Fell out my bed and needed x-rays for skull damage... x3
My friends thought it would be funny to put chewing gum in my hair... I ripped the lock of hair out (about 1" squared) and now I have a patch of no hair.
Kicked a cage (can't remember for what) and cut my leg baddly
Cutting polystyrene with a scalpel or how ever you spell it, any way, I held the styrene over my lap, guess where the knife when, into my leg about 1"
Stabbed a piece of wood with a pocket knife with no lock on the knife, cut my pinky open mega bad.
sawing a piece of wood with a really sharp vegetation/gardening saw near my shins, the saw popped out of the wood and hit myself in my shin, so, a few holes in my shin from that, blood everywhere.
punched the ground and broke my knuckle
punched a wall and fractured my left wrist
I piss off my cats tonnes, and they shred my hands < not exaggerating
sprayed some crap my rugby coach gave me on a cut... after that he said it was made from chillies... That hurt tonnes, worked though.
Tackled a tackling bag when someone was moving it backwards... I tackled the ground, got winded and my back still hurts from 2 weeks ago, haha.
Made a homemade bike jump in my backyard... the handle bars hit me in the chest and popped off the cartridge, I slipped forward and hit my testicles on a bar... believe it or not, the testicles did not hurt as much as the chest....
Fell down a flight of stares and broke my thumb...
Fell out my bed and needed x-rays for skull damage... x3
My friends thought it would be funny to put chewing gum in my hair... I ripped the lock of hair out (about 1" squared) and now I have a patch of no hair.
Kicked a cage (can't remember for what) and cut my leg baddly
i was in a fire fight and we just lost soome guys. we where on the edge of a river fighting guys on the other side, so we parked the tank and i poped open my hatch and stuck my head out and just started uloading with my 9mm. once i ran out, i started to give them the finger. then i closed my hatch and thoght how dumb i was. there was shots hitting the tank all over lol not to metion what if they fired the main gun when my hatch was poped i would have had my bell rung badly. but i the they ran and hide in town so all night we blasted let the bodys hit the floor and america f ya, and many other songs. have some of it on vid to, ill never forget it, not a single second of any of it was fun
When I moved to where My parents live now we had a gravel drive and my stepdad hunts so we had black powder laying around. so me and a buddy thought it would be cool to light some of it. So we grabbed one of those old film canisters and filled it to the top. Took it outside and I dumped it in the gravel drive. When I tried to light it it didn't go off b/c the wind so I huddled over it and tried again. WHOOSH!!! the next thing I know I am stuck in a cloud of smoke and fire. Luckily I didn't get hurt just scared.
