Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done

[koop171]

Oh yeah This one was really recent. lol

I broke my hand b/c I hit my brand new refrigderator. Why did I do that well... I was working a crapload of OT, I have shoulder problems from highschool and the docs were dicking with me, and I spent almost an hour talking with habbib trying to set up my new internet router. And lets just say If i didn't hit the fridge I would have hit something else.


Oh yeah and the fridge was OK whrilpool makes good stuff kol

 

[tyl089]

playing w/gopher snake by staring in his face and he biting me on the eyelid Me:wned:

grabbing hairdryer after accidentally dropping it into sink filled w/water

jumping off the roof w/ a garbage bag for parachute: Go AIR BORNE that wasn't too bad and my sister saw me, and she did it toono one got hurt on that one.

Loma Prieta earthquake, instead of running out of the house, I ran to grab the fish tank, so it won't topple over and just hugged the sucker til the quake was over; tank was glass.

 

[arkmann]

Stupid thing

Started a thread stating that I have a 5" 100 gallon tank.

 

[tyl089]

Oh yeah another one, playing with lighter when i was 3 or 4, and set my thumb on fire.

Watched my thumb burn 'cause i thought it was pretty until the pain hit, then blew the fire out.

 

[MrRngr94]

About 15 years ago I drove a motorcycle up a house and into some windows. I halfway went through the windows. The tire marks are still on the wall.

 

[headbanger_jib]

playing w/gopher snake by staring in his face and he biting me on the eyelid Me:wned:

grabbing hairdryer after accidentally dropping it into sink filled w/water

jumping off the roof w/ a garbage bag for parachute: Go AIR BORNE that wasn't too bad and my sister saw me, and she did it toono one got hurt on that one.

Loma Prieta earthquake, instead of running out of the house, I ran to grab the fish tank, so it won't topple over and just hugged the sucker til the quake was over; tank was glass.

this was the best of all
but your sis's part takes the cake

 

[amehel0]

i decided my hand was a good place to rest a power planer while the blade was spinning(the thing just turned off) 6 stitches

caught my finger on a glass burr 14 stiches

fell over the stairs face first into asssfault 2 stictches

stuck my elbow through a window 8 stiches

broke my ankle while walkign backwards talking to hot chix (LOL!) 3 operations 2 screws 2 pins countless stitches.

countless nails through knees and feet. one not to long ago.

fell off a mates bike flying down a ditch(big one) gravel and rocks in the skin got both knees elbos and one side of my body my mates bike is fine.



need i go on?

 

[GobyMaster]

I've done tons of stupid and dangerous stuff, and here's a list of just a few:

Shot a nail through my hand with a compressed air nail gun

Split my chin open when I tried to ride my bike down a near vertical hill

Accidentally dropped a glass, which exploded and a piece of glass split my wrist open (I could see my arteries. It was pretty cool!)

Walked into a pole and broke my nose when I was asking a girl out

Stepped on a fork bare-footed and it went through my big toe

Threw a stick off my bike when I was riding it, it bounced of a fence and nailed me directly in the face

There's tons more, that's just a few!

 

[frasertheking]

ohh this is quality stuff

my best was trying to head butt someones shoulder in a rugby game and just about knocked my to front teeth out .

or got chased by aboutr 30 people instead of running turned the corner and they kept going worked great until i shouted some smart arse comment back . lucky the guy was small tried to drop kick me ended up on his ass only 17 plenty time to do stupid stuff still .

 

[frasertheking]

oh yeah got hammerd like 4 litres of cider and shots of somthing else and cant remember what else but drank one of the 2 l bottles in about 10 mins they found me head butting a fence funny till i hit a post .knocked myself out for like 2 mins was 2 weeks ago still got the lump