Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done
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I found a 3ft cottonmouth and decided to catch him,while holding a 6ft diamondback and a banded watersnake.Yeah definatley not too smart.
went out to the "rez" with some friends to buy half-sticks for the fourth of July.
On the way back we saw some deer in the ditch and decided to scare them.
I was in the passenger seat so it was my duty to light and hurl said half-stick.
I pushed the cigarette lighter in (the in-car kind) and began winding my window down.......the lighter clicked (indicating it was hot-n-ready) at which point I ceased my window opening **important detail**.
I pulled a half-stick out of our bag-o-fun and with the deer fast approaching, lit it......and threw it out the window at the deer.....or so I thought!
My friend Murad, seated to my left (riding ***** in the middle) screamed "TIM, YOUR CROTCH!"
You see, I was so intent on "fireworking" the deer that **important detail** I hadn't completed my initial task of rolling my window all the way down. When I threw the half-stick "out the window" it bounced off the half opened window and landed on the seat between my legs.
All that I recall is staring up from the flat of my back, having Jeremiah and Murad looking down at me saying...."TIM, TIM.....don't look......but you gotta go to the hospital." I began laughing so hard that I cried. I may have even peed a little?
I apparently panicked (understandibly) when I saw the lit half-stick between my legs, unbuckled, opened my door and exited the still moving truck like I was in the 101rst airbourne.
Murad suffered a ruptured right ear-drum, Jeremiahs truck seat now had a nice crater in it......fromerly the location of my crotch...and I had a dislocated left knee cap, a gaping scalp laceration, two chipped teeth and so much road rash I can't even begin to describe it.
Moral of the story: Don't let a small significant detail ruin your perfect shinnanigans....... (no animals were harmed during the filming of my antics)
On the way back we saw some deer in the ditch and decided to scare them.
I was in the passenger seat so it was my duty to light and hurl said half-stick.
I pushed the cigarette lighter in (the in-car kind) and began winding my window down.......the lighter clicked (indicating it was hot-n-ready) at which point I ceased my window opening **important detail**.
I pulled a half-stick out of our bag-o-fun and with the deer fast approaching, lit it......and threw it out the window at the deer.....or so I thought!
My friend Murad, seated to my left (riding ***** in the middle) screamed "TIM, YOUR CROTCH!"
You see, I was so intent on "fireworking" the deer that **important detail** I hadn't completed my initial task of rolling my window all the way down. When I threw the half-stick "out the window" it bounced off the half opened window and landed on the seat between my legs.
All that I recall is staring up from the flat of my back, having Jeremiah and Murad looking down at me saying...."TIM, TIM.....don't look......but you gotta go to the hospital." I began laughing so hard that I cried. I may have even peed a little?
I apparently panicked (understandibly) when I saw the lit half-stick between my legs, unbuckled, opened my door and exited the still moving truck like I was in the 101rst airbourne.
Murad suffered a ruptured right ear-drum, Jeremiahs truck seat now had a nice crater in it......fromerly the location of my crotch...and I had a dislocated left knee cap, a gaping scalp laceration, two chipped teeth and so much road rash I can't even begin to describe it.
Moral of the story: Don't let a small significant detail ruin your perfect shinnanigans....... (no animals were harmed during the filming of my antics)
FireMedic;1813940; said:went out to the "rez" with some friends to buy half-sticks for the fourth of July.
On the way back we saw some deer in the ditch and decided to scare them.
I was in the passenger seat so it was my duty to light and hurl said half-stick.
I pushed the cigarette lighter in (the in-car kind) and began winding my window down.......the lighter clicked (indicating it was hot-n-ready) at which point I ceased my window opening **important detail**.
I pulled a half-stick out of our bag-o-fun and with the deer fast approaching, lit it......and threw it out the window at the deer.....or so I thought!
My friend Murad, seated to my left (riding ***** in the middle) screamed "TIM, YOUR CROTCH!"
You see, I was so intent on "fireworking" the deer that **important detail** I hadn't completed my initial task of rolling my window all the way down. When I threw the half-stick "out the window" it bounced off the half opened window and landed on the seat between my legs.
All that I recall is staring up from the flat of my back, having Jeremiah and Murad looking down at me saying...."TIM, TIM.....don't look......but you gotta go to the hospital." I began laughing so hard that I cried. I may have even peed a little?
I apparently panicked (understandibly) when I saw the lit half-stick between my legs, unbuckled, opened my door and exited the still moving truck like I was in the 101rst airbourne.
Murad suffered a ruptured right ear-drum, Jeremiahs truck seat now had a nice crater in it......fromerly the location of my crotch...and I had a dislocated left knee cap, a gaping scalp laceration, two chipped teeth and so much road rash I can't even begin to describe it.
Moral of the story: Don't let a small significant detail ruin your perfect shinnanigans....... (no animals were harmed during the filming of my antics)[/quote]
wheres the you tube video?
oh man I have a lot of stories to tell. But one of the funnier ones was when we had a party at the farm. We were all out back in the horse pasture having a bonfire. Everyone was drunk. So we all got the bright idea of tying a wheel chair to the top of my buddies escort. of course everyone took turns in it. But my cousin took the bad fall. someone slammed on the brakes and he flew out of the chair and hit the hood and then the ground all while still holding his beer bottle. Didnt spill a drop either. Took some convincing but we talked him into doing it again. lol. This time we decided to tie him into the chair.but the chair just wanted to collapse leaving him dangling over the side of the car as it went through the mudd hole.
It was never a boring day at the farm. Someone was always getting hurt, crying about it, then laughing about it, then doing it again. Fun times.
It was never a boring day at the farm. Someone was always getting hurt, crying about it, then laughing about it, then doing it again. Fun times.
my list in endless.... lets see we found out how big of a fire is needed to warp a steel bridge.... amazing what happens when you play with fireworks and the guy who lives next to the bridge puts all his tree branches leaves etc.. under....
i used to create my own fireworks by cutting open all different kinds grinding and mixing all the stuff together.... well one day i was doing this while smoking a cigarette in my room i had a bottle filled with all types of powder (mainly black powder from my firends dad) i droped my cigarette it bounced off of that bottle and landed in a pill bottle filled with crackle balls that was fun i burnt my floor and wall.... almost blew the house up....
bottle rockets and roman candles make fun toys for playing army
simple math 5 gallon gas + 1 old pick up truck full of wood + matches + alcohol + lil propane and map gas tanks =
gokarts quads and bike fun i cant talk about...
well im not gonna incriminate my self anymore.... i know the cops were very happy when the crew spilt up and the town got peacefull again...
we always got warnings cause they could never prove anything.... and it pissed them off so bad trying to catch us....
to metal while stand on the ridge of a roof is fun ....
i used to create my own fireworks by cutting open all different kinds grinding and mixing all the stuff together.... well one day i was doing this while smoking a cigarette in my room i had a bottle filled with all types of powder (mainly black powder from my firends dad) i droped my cigarette it bounced off of that bottle and landed in a pill bottle filled with crackle balls that was fun i burnt my floor and wall.... almost blew the house up....
bottle rockets and roman candles make fun toys for playing army
simple math 5 gallon gas + 1 old pick up truck full of wood + matches + alcohol + lil propane and map gas tanks =
gokarts quads and bike fun i cant talk about...
well im not gonna incriminate my self anymore.... i know the cops were very happy when the crew spilt up and the town got peacefull again...
we always got warnings cause they could never prove anything.... and it pissed them off so bad trying to catch us....
to metal while stand on the ridge of a roof is fun ....FireMedic;1813940; said:went out to the "rez" with some friends to buy half-sticks for the fourth of July.
On the way back we saw some deer in the ditch and decided to scare them.
I was in the passenger seat so it was my duty to light and hurl said half-stick.
I pushed the cigarette lighter in (the in-car kind) and began winding my window down.......the lighter clicked (indicating it was hot-n-ready) at which point I ceased my window opening **important detail**.
I pulled a half-stick out of our bag-o-fun and with the deer fast approaching, lit it......and threw it out the window at the deer.....or so I thought!
My friend Murad, seated to my left (riding ***** in the middle) screamed "TIM, YOUR CROTCH!"
You see, I was so intent on "fireworking" the deer that **important detail** I hadn't completed my initial task of rolling my window all the way down. When I threw the half-stick "out the window" it bounced off the half opened window and landed on the seat between my legs.
All that I recall is staring up from the flat of my back, having Jeremiah and Murad looking down at me saying...."TIM, TIM.....don't look......but you gotta go to the hospital." I began laughing so hard that I cried. I may have even peed a little?
I apparently panicked (understandibly) when I saw the lit half-stick between my legs, unbuckled, opened my door and exited the still moving truck like I was in the 101rst airbourne.
Murad suffered a ruptured right ear-drum, Jeremiahs truck seat now had a nice crater in it......fromerly the location of my crotch...and I had a dislocated left knee cap, a gaping scalp laceration, two chipped teeth and so much road rash I can't even begin to describe it.
Moral of the story: Don't let a small significant detail ruin your perfect shinnanigans....... (no animals were harmed during the filming of my antics)
I just peed a little reading that!
The dumbest thing Ive done was hang halfway out the window of a moving car with a loaded AKM blasting every street sign gangsta drive by style for 5 miles...with NO ear protection!
disclaimer: no residents or people for miles even though that doesnt really justify it...
firemedic omg..lmfao!
some of these seem too funny to be true
i dont really have any good ones compared to these
dangerous- jumped off a really high cliff into a small, deep in the middle pool of water. the pool of water was slow moving, but was right next to a crazy white-water whirlpool thing. i guess it wasnt too dangrous though, bc the park ppl or whatever up in northern NH let people do it, was a rush though. i contemplated it for 10 mins and then randomly said "f it" and jumped off. of course i was the 1st to go out of my friends, petunias.
something stupid-
a friend of mine named annabelle and i were outside the front of my house in the street playing basketball a couple of years ago. we noticed some kid coming down the street on a bike, so we stopped and annabelle was holding the ball. (i live on a big, steep hill.. but this was right before the hill started going down)
the kid was riding by so slowly. he was a little bit geeky ,kind of insecure looking.
annabelle without thinking twice, very slowly rolls the basketball on the ground towards this kid riding his bike very slowly. the kid starts looking at the very slow approaching ball and back at his bike really fast. he did this a few times.
all of a sudden, the ball gets stuck underneath a pedal of his bike and he falls very ungracefully... didnt even make an attempt to speed up before it happened.. he just looked helpless watching all of this in slow motion like it was inevitable.
it was sad but soo funny. i smacked annabelle on the arm, then ran behind my hedges and started cracking up, trying to cover my mouth... the poor kid.
another stupid thing.. i was driving my friends car slowly in a parking lot so she hopped on the hood and grabbed the sides to hold on. i took a turn after taking a few already, still going slowly(she knew i was going to take the turn) and she fell off... i forget how many staples in the back of her head after she hit the cement.. 2? 3? idk
some of these seem too funny to be true
i dont really have any good ones compared to these
dangerous- jumped off a really high cliff into a small, deep in the middle pool of water. the pool of water was slow moving, but was right next to a crazy white-water whirlpool thing. i guess it wasnt too dangrous though, bc the park ppl or whatever up in northern NH let people do it, was a rush though. i contemplated it for 10 mins and then randomly said "f it" and jumped off. of course i was the 1st to go out of my friends, petunias.
something stupid-
a friend of mine named annabelle and i were outside the front of my house in the street playing basketball a couple of years ago. we noticed some kid coming down the street on a bike, so we stopped and annabelle was holding the ball. (i live on a big, steep hill.. but this was right before the hill started going down)
the kid was riding by so slowly. he was a little bit geeky ,kind of insecure looking.
annabelle without thinking twice, very slowly rolls the basketball on the ground towards this kid riding his bike very slowly. the kid starts looking at the very slow approaching ball and back at his bike really fast. he did this a few times.
all of a sudden, the ball gets stuck underneath a pedal of his bike and he falls very ungracefully... didnt even make an attempt to speed up before it happened.. he just looked helpless watching all of this in slow motion like it was inevitable.
it was sad but soo funny. i smacked annabelle on the arm, then ran behind my hedges and started cracking up, trying to cover my mouth... the poor kid.
another stupid thing.. i was driving my friends car slowly in a parking lot so she hopped on the hood and grabbed the sides to hold on. i took a turn after taking a few already, still going slowly(she knew i was going to take the turn) and she fell off... i forget how many staples in the back of her head after she hit the cement.. 2? 3? idk
umm i made a spud cannon (potato Gun) and didnt screw the endcap all the way on and when i shot it the potato stayed in the barrel and the end cap came off and almost broke my ribs
ahh potato guns.... memories :sigh: we used to fire tomatos through a sling shot at golf courses.... i used to shoot trains with the potato gun... we did have a cannon version of one but that exploded good thing we were all terrified of it and went on the side of a building...
we went out in the woods on some quads upstate at a friends uncles place the whole night was to be good clean fun.... i had my bottle the had there beer some girls ya know supposed to be fun.... my buddy had brought 2 guns for what ever bears etc... 9mm and a 22 rifle.... the sob decided all drunk to stick the beer bottles on the seat of the quad and shoot them off.... yea we towed his quad home that afternoon... sob missed every bottle but hit pretty much every part of the quad.....
we went out in the woods on some quads upstate at a friends uncles place the whole night was to be good clean fun.... i had my bottle the had there beer some girls ya know supposed to be fun.... my buddy had brought 2 guns for what ever bears etc... 9mm and a 22 rifle.... the sob decided all drunk to stick the beer bottles on the seat of the quad and shoot them off.... yea we towed his quad home that afternoon... sob missed every bottle but hit pretty much every part of the quad.....
