Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done

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Had an old beat up bike and one day cycled right off a small pier into a lake ( i didn't know how to swim back then), and thrashed around and nearly drowned till some local fisherman came along and pulled me out.:)

Ran after a 4' snake that i thought was a Rat snake, and caught it by the tail, the rest of it was inside a mole hole or something.Started pulling it out and realised it was this very angry Cobra only when i had got the thing out.:D I was 15 and not very experienced, so i ran.
 
We made a made a flame thrower by aiming a leaf blower at a bonfire and pouring buckets of petrol into the intake! Throwing balloons of oxyacetylene [welding gas] at a fire, HUGE explosion! Actually, driving back from a friends shop with the balloons in the car was probably more dangerous!!
 
well i punched a bees nest and got stung 27 times
another time i drank a live bee wich stung me in the back of the throat luckily im not allergic so my throat didnt close up and lastly the most painful was stepping on a beached jellyfish too see how bad it hurt it was so bad i almost passed out so dont ever try that
 
DABoepple;1811643; said:
well i punched a bees nest and got stung 27 times
another time i drank a live bee wich stung me in the back of the throat luckily im not allergic so my throat didnt close up and lastly the most painful was stepping on a beached jellyfish too see how bad it hurt it was so bad i almost passed out so dont ever try that

:ROFL: everyone is just as nuts as me yay :nilly:

I rember with i my cus he made some metal armour and we played paint ball with staple guns and they went throught the armour :( we thought it was safe LOL :ROFL: XD

Man i miss my cus he has like gone off the map :confused: :screwy:.
 
I used to play Superman in my friends convertible. Legs on the back seat, chest on the top of the windshield and arms out in front of me at 50 MPH.

We used to have bottle rocket wars, until we found out how accurate Roman Candles were. We also set a few houses on fire doing that.

I picked a fight with 5 guys in a movie theater. I could have definatley taken a few of them out before they got me, but they all backed down.

I've been on the hood and roof of speeding cars.

I'll think of more later. Trust me, there were alot.
 
hopped into the neighbors yard repeatedly to piss off their rottweiler, yeah they run really fast.. it owned me.reached into my grandmas macaws cage 7 stiches. stuck a closehanger into a 220 outlet. yeah stuck my foot in a lawnmower. pretty bright what can i say
 
when i was 3 or 4 i had the cops called on me cuz i ran away and we lived next to a sand pit and i was running on top of the sand dunes and some of them were collasping

when i was 6 or 7 i decided to hook my self to my dogs cable in the back yard, when i was acting like a dog my hand landed on a bee and well it scared the crap out of me so i freaked out an ran with the leash still on, it hurts falling backwards with a leesh around your neck lol

when i was 8 or 9 i decided to take my 21 speed bike down a large hill and decided at the bottom of it to take a quick turn on a side street and hit a patch of gravel, taco shelled my tire and landed bout 20 feet away from the bike just barely missed the tree

when i was ten a buddy and i started my garage on fire several times from writing our name with gasoline on the floor

when i was 12 or 13 i decided to try a bunch of stunts on my razor scooter in the house and landed on my tail bone and chipped it, and for the next week i couldnt barely walk cuz my hips were locking up.

when i was 14 there was this one steep hill we road our sleds down during the winter time(steep enough that cars cant make it up it in the winter time. well i went through 10 sleds within on week on that hill because at the bottom there was a curb and then a nother little hill. its not that fun flying over a curb into another steep hill now that i think bout it.

and that year also one of my aunt and uncles bougth a farm and i was staying out there and they were living on top of a hill and i decided to ride a new 100 some dollar wagon/trailer down the hill ruined the wagon and put a hole in a barn

around 14/15 i was taking apart an air pump for the fish tank, well i had it plugged in still lol

when i was 17 desided to drink almost a half gallon of ezra brooks within a hour, 8 hours later i came out of my black out

recently me and a friend filled a bunch of balloons up with propane and well we didnt have any better way to blow em up sept put them all in a garbage bag and squirt lighted lighter fluid on em lol

filling bottle caps with soap then letting a 1 part oxygen 1 part accetalyne mixture in the pop caps with the soap in them and blowing them up

the works bombs are fun to

there is many many more stupid stuff me and some of my friends should of died or got shot involving homemade fireworks when i was younger but im not mentioning these types of situations as people dont know it was us lol

what ever you do dont take a large pill bottle and fill it with artilery shell powder and broken razor blades and bb's itll mess a car up bout 100 feet away lol

or watch out playing with magnisum

edit oh ya another one me and a buddy decided it would be funny to make it look like he was dead, we put him out in the street put ketchup around his head flipped over his skate board next to a stick, well we had a 50 year old lady chasing us and cursing at us
 
At 3 or 4, i used to hang out, up on th roof of our carport.

We used to sleigh ride in a cemetary (I was about 20), the hills were awesome. I ran into a tombstone, head first. I couldn't feel my jaw for an hour.

We poured gasoline on our patio, and ran through a 15'X15' fire wall.

Don't play with Chlorine and anti-freeze, even though it puts off a really cool toxic green smoke.

It seems like the stupid things are the most fun.

Andy, it's amazing alot of us are alive.
 
53special;1812693; said:
At 3 or 4, i used to hang out, up on th roof of our carport.

We used to sleigh ride in a cemetary (I was about 20), the hills were awesome. I ran into a tombstone, head first. I couldn't feel my jaw for an hour.

We poured gasoline on our patio, and ran through a 15'X15' fire wall.

Don't play with Chlorine and anti-freeze, even though it puts off a really cool toxic green smoke.

It seems like the stupid things are the most fun.

Andy, it's amazing alot of us are alive.


i know haha with that toxic smoke watch out dont inhale the smoke created by the works and tin foil it hurts

be carefull when playing with cocktails
 
andy1234;1812787; said:
i know haha with that toxic smoke watch out dont inhale the smoke created by the works and tin foil it hurts

be carefull when playing with cocktails

They are fun too.

I inhaled the smoke, but it was fun anyway.

We used to soak tennis balls in gasoline, then kick them around to hear them go woosh, and leave a trail of fire.

I think this thread will be closed because of us.
 
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