Slacker87;4361279; said:
What do people say when they come in your house and see a freaking pond? That's crazy awesome.
The scene goes like this:
Visitors arrive and theres the usual small talk; 'Hi, how you going?' 'Hows work?' etc etc. Then one of my family members will say 'hey, have you seen the fish yet?', they reply 'no' then proceed to tell me about their 20 gallon tank with fantails, suckerfish or chicklids as were heading to my room.
I open the door and they see a tank immediately to their right, they get the expession of "oh yeah, not bad" then we take a step further and they see the pond...
Every single person that comes in does the exact same thing; their jaw drops, their head moves forward, their head moves back and turns to face me, they give me the look of "are you serious?" and then say 'your'e crazy' and I just smile and nod.

They usually try to have a look in it and I tell them "Its empty, but this is who will be going in it". I turn them around to see sally and they all get shocked to see a fish that is bigger then their cat staring back at them. After the shock all the usual jokes come out, "mmm she looks tasty", "if shes too big for the tank why dont you just eat her" etc etc proceeded by "oh yeah I caught one that big at the river a couple years back" or "you paid HOW much for it?"
After that I try to kick em out lol