U GOT JOKES?
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oh yeah i guess it would....
A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz behind my back Ive got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it? she asked. an apple replied little Raymond no, said the teacher its a tomato but it shows your thinking. Ive now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it. An apple, replied little Ian No its an onion, but it shows your thinking. Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says Ive got something under my desk thats an inch long, white and it has a red end. Dirty little boy, said the teacher No its a match, but it shows you were thinking, he answered.
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it, she said, furious. You had better have an explanation. Calm down, honey, the man replied. Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on. The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. What was that for? he complained. Your dog called last night.
There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked for another beer, the bartender politely told him that he was too drunk to be served another drink. The man leaves. He walks in the side door and asks the bartender for a beer. A little frustrated, the bartender repeats the answer he said before. The man leaves. He then comes in the other side door, walks to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender is annoyed, and tells the man he is too drunk and to get a ride home and leave his bar. He leaves. He then comes in the BACK door, comes the the bartender, and before he can say a word, the bartender explodes at him. "I told you already, you are way to drunk, you can not have another beer Get out of my bar" Disgruntled, the man looks at the bartender and asks, "Man, how many bars do you work at?"
A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz behind my back Ive got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it? she asked. an apple replied little Raymond no, said the teacher its a tomato but it shows your thinking. Ive now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it. An apple, replied little Ian No its an onion, but it shows your thinking. Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says Ive got something under my desk thats an inch long, white and it has a red end. Dirty little boy, said the teacher No its a match, but it shows you were thinking, he answered.
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it, she said, furious. You had better have an explanation. Calm down, honey, the man replied. Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on. The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. What was that for? he complained. Your dog called last night.
There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked for another beer, the bartender politely told him that he was too drunk to be served another drink. The man leaves. He walks in the side door and asks the bartender for a beer. A little frustrated, the bartender repeats the answer he said before. The man leaves. He then comes in the other side door, walks to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender is annoyed, and tells the man he is too drunk and to get a ride home and leave his bar. He leaves. He then comes in the BACK door, comes the the bartender, and before he can say a word, the bartender explodes at him. "I told you already, you are way to drunk, you can not have another beer Get out of my bar" Disgruntled, the man looks at the bartender and asks, "Man, how many bars do you work at?"
Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.
What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
man i luv dead baby jokes
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com
It was hit by a truck.
What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
man i luv dead baby jokes
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com
..........lol
...WOW a website dedicated to dead baby jokes!? That is insane 