Yo Momma.....
- Thread starter bigspizz
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Liam;1398540; said:I actually thought you were dude, now I can't trust you.
For the record....Yes I was poor...No we did not eat cereal with a fork....we did however on many occasions drink powdered milk....But again with no fork....
Feel better guys...Back to Yo mommas....
Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Mamma is so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin.
Yo Mamma is so fat she iron's her clothes on the driveway.
Yo Mamma is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mamma is so fat she needs a paint roller to apply her lipstick.
Yo Mamma is so old she waited tables at the last supper.
Yo Mamma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.
Yo Mamma is so dumb she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept.
Yo Mamma is so ugly they put her face on a box of laxitives and sold it empty.
Yo Mamma is so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin.
Yo Mamma is so fat she iron's her clothes on the driveway.
Yo Mamma is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mamma is so fat she needs a paint roller to apply her lipstick.
Yo Mamma is so old she waited tables at the last supper.
Yo Mamma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.
Yo Mamma is so dumb she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept.
Yo Mamma is so ugly they put her face on a box of laxitives and sold it empty.
Yo Mamma is so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Yo Mamma's glasses are so thick, that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving.
Yo Mamma's glasses are so thick, that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving.
