Yo Momma.....

[Mystix212]

Yo Mamma is so fat she cant even jump to conclusion.

Yo Mamma is so poor she cant even pay attention.

 

[bigspizz]

Yo momma is SO fat....She has smaller fat women orbiting around her.....

 

[Weylin]

Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

 

[Liam]

Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

 

[Weylin]

Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

 

[Weylin]

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

 

[Mystix212]

Yo Mamma is so fat she has her own zip code.

Yo Mamma is so fat she needs a watch on 2 arms because she covers 2 time zones.

 

[bigspizz]

Yo momma is so fat she was born on the 5th 6th and 7th of March.....

 

[Mystix212]

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[bigspizz]

Yo momma is so fat, her belly button has an echo....