I remember one time I was walking into PetSmart and a lady and her husband were carrying out a 55g. The lady saw my ball python, lets out this blood curdling scream, drops the side she was carrying onto the cement (tank breaks) and her husband was just standing there like wtf? He apologized to me and though and sat there and pet my snake for a while. Was kinda funny really.
Am I the only one who gets mad?
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Now your stretching it.^thats what he said. heh heh
Try seein what thier reaction is when ur buying supplies for a caiman enclosure.
Try seein what thier reaction is when ur buying supplies for a caiman enclosure.
sidneymysnake;4480251; said:
"no mam, i'm sorry but i'm a vegan and its also against my religion, but if you would like to sample some fried snake your more than welcome to go to your local market and try some. i hope you know horrible that is that you would want me to eat this snake when i'm actually allergic to the meat. well i guess everyone can't be as smart as me... move away you silly little girl."
I love the ridiculous story of the guy with the pet Boa that sleeps in their bed, and stretches out next to them, and it turns out the snake is "measuring them up". Snakes don't "measure things up". They strike first and ask questions later. Even better is when someone tells this story, but they say it happened to their "sister's boyfriend's friend" or one of their "mother's clients" 
lol anyone heard the:
"my friends friends/aunt/aunts bf/cousin/friend of a friend of a friend of a friend etc had this 16ft corn/royal/boa/anaconda/burmese (for some people dont know about retics??? lol) and it starved itself for 3 months, before it end up in bed beside them.
so they took it to the vets and the vet said "its starving itself so it can fit u in and when it lies next to u its sizing u up"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i LOVE hearing that one. heard it 5 times in one pub one night. but no matter how u tell them that its a lie they always fight back with "my mate had a cobra! how would u know"
over here cobras are an impossibility unless u have 50k lying around lol
then they go on to tell u how my burm (or any other snakes iv let on that i own) will kill me with his venom if he was to bite me and then eat me!
im shaking in my boots.
"my friends friends/aunt/aunts bf/cousin/friend of a friend of a friend of a friend etc had this 16ft corn/royal/boa/anaconda/burmese (for some people dont know about retics??? lol) and it starved itself for 3 months, before it end up in bed beside them.
so they took it to the vets and the vet said "its starving itself so it can fit u in and when it lies next to u its sizing u up"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i LOVE hearing that one. heard it 5 times in one pub one night. but no matter how u tell them that its a lie they always fight back with "my mate had a cobra! how would u know"
over here cobras are an impossibility unless u have 50k lying around lol
then they go on to tell u how my burm (or any other snakes iv let on that i own) will kill me with his venom if he was to bite me and then eat me!
im shaking in my boots.
