The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking
> accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find
> two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
>
> "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some
> information about your wife," said one trooper.
>
> "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
>
> The troopers looked at each other.
>
> One said, "We have some bad news, some good news,
> and some really great news.
>
> Which do you want to hear first?"
>
> Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give
> me the bad news first."
>
> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but
> this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak
> Bay."
>
> "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he
> asked, "What's the good news?"
>
> The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she
> had 15 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size
> Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
>
> Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good
> news, what's the great news?"
>
> The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again
> tomorrow.