A long time ago, when I was just a kid, I wanted to see how long two goldfish would live in my toilet bowl. For days, there they swam. No dechlorinater and no food while I used my mothers toilet when I had to go to the bathroom. Until one day..I had a deuce of all deuces that needed quick satisfaction. A turtle head to end all turtle heads. Being as how my mother was using her bathroom and I was already touching cotton, there was only one solution, the "goldfish" bowl. Those poor little guys had ringside seats. Then flushhh and they were gone. The next morning, after emptying my bladder, I look down to see these poor comets looking up at me. They somehow stayed in the bowl. Weeell.....Long story short, they stayed in that bowl, day after day, flush after flush, golden shower after golden shower, until one day they were gone. Poor little guys...
I've since learned my lesson though. Goldfish dont belong in bowls.
(true story btw)