so the guy i was telling you about with the 20g table salt tank with no liverock and a lion fish and a clownfish... well its actually a 10g and he just bought a starfish too 

oh you made my daySomethingfishyinc.net;2324702; said:Great thread!
I own a LFS for 17 years and have plenty of stories.
first one:
Caller: do you sell fish?
Me: ah yes.
caller: what kinds?
me: all kinds
caller: how big are the fish?
me: which ones
caller: do you sell colorfull fish?
& on & on....... a lot of dumb people.
Oh this is a good one from my first shop back in 1992.
I had a sign that said African Cichlids above the door.
A lady came in and asked if I was selling African children!
lmao til this day.
more to come. good times.....
freeskierrocket;2369791; said:Nic, remenber the dude @ Worldwide that wanted to have a fight club with his "muaheffin paranahs" against whatever pussy fish you had........Hahahahahaha!!!!! winner take all....![]()
lordofthejewsjr;2369893; said:oh this makes me want to work at my lfs petsmart and inform all those people in need
good stories man
oh i got one it was from when i was a retarded noob
i went fishing at my local pier and caught 8 baby sand sharks well i was so happy that i decided to keep them. well i got home and put them all in an 18 gal tank!!!!!!! then i remembered "wait they're saltwater i'm gonna add some salt(table salt)" well the next day i woke up and all 8 were dead i felt like $h!t so from that day i promised myself that i would get informed about every fish i like so i treat my fish better than i treat my brother!