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so the guy i was telling you about with the 20g table salt tank with no liverock and a lion fish and a clownfish... well its actually a 10g and he just bought a starfish too :(
 
Someone needs to slap some sense into that guy. Probably after he wastes alot of money and always has fish die he'll give up and not buy anymore.
 
geez these people are really sad. what's worse is they might reproduce and spread their crazy ideas!
 
Nic, remenber the dude @ Worldwide that wanted to have a fight club with his "muaheffin paranahs" against whatever pussy fish you had........Hahahahahaha!!!!! winner take all....:cry::screwy::naughty::grinno:
 
Somethingfishyinc.net;2324702; said:
Great thread!
I own a LFS for 17 years and have plenty of stories.
first one:
Caller: do you sell fish?
Me: ah yes.
caller: what kinds?
me: all kinds
caller: how big are the fish?
me: which ones
caller: do you sell colorfull fish?
& on & on....... a lot of dumb people.

Oh this is a good one from my first shop back in 1992.
I had a sign that said African Cichlids above the door.
A lady came in and asked if I was selling African children!
lmao til this day.

more to come. good times.....
oh you made my day:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 
i was in my lfs and some idiot was taking crayfish out of the tank and feeding them to the big oscar and jack dempseys. then i caught him buying a cichlid and he wanted to buy an oscar. i was about to start questioning the guy on what size tank and all that stuff
 
oh this makes me want to work at my lfs petsmart and inform all those people in need
good stories man
oh i got one it was from when i was a retarded noob
i went fishing at my local pier and caught 8 baby sand sharks well i was so happy that i decided to keep them. well i got home and put them all in an 18 gal tank!!!!!!! then i remembered "wait they're saltwater i'm gonna add some salt(table salt)" well the next day i woke up and all 8 were dead i felt like $h!t so from that day i promised myself that i would get informed about every fish i like so i treat my fish better than i treat my brother!
 
freeskierrocket;2369791; said:
Nic, remenber the dude @ Worldwide that wanted to have a fight club with his "muaheffin paranahs" against whatever pussy fish you had........Hahahahahaha!!!!! winner take all....:cry::screwy::naughty::grinno:



:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: yea he was gonna take my dead fish too to put in his monster 55 gallon :ROFL::ROFL:I I I GOT A BIG TANK MY 55 GALLON BIGGEST AROUND :ROFL::ROFL:
 
lordofthejewsjr;2369893; said:
oh this makes me want to work at my lfs petsmart and inform all those people in need
good stories man
oh i got one it was from when i was a retarded noob
i went fishing at my local pier and caught 8 baby sand sharks well i was so happy that i decided to keep them. well i got home and put them all in an 18 gal tank!!!!!!! then i remembered "wait they're saltwater i'm gonna add some salt(table salt)" well the next day i woke up and all 8 were dead i felt like $h!t so from that day i promised myself that i would get informed about every fish i like so i treat my fish better than i treat my brother!


I did something similar to this when I was a kid. I was at the beach and I caught a whole bunch of crabs on this rocky section of the beach. I filled up a big ice chest with sand and some beach water. Put all the crabs in and took them home. They all ended up dying over the course of a few days. I dont know what was wrong with them but they would have claws or legs fall off their bodies, and they were still alive. I just couldnt understand why limbs were falling off. Their skin/shells looked bad too.
 
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