Was at petsmartand this lady came in and wow... I felt bad for my friend that works there... this is a doozy....
"Do you have any betta fish?"
- Yes (points her in right direction)
(she comes back with 2 bettas)
"Can I keep more than I of these in the bowl with the goldfish?"
- Only if they're both female, males will kill each other very quickly.
"Well that's stupid... okay well do you have fish food?"
- Yeah of course (takes her over there and comes back)
"Can I get a bag or something to put this in?"
- It's already in it's own container, just set it in the cupholder it will be okay
"Well then where am I supposed to be my beer????"
..... yeah i bought my ghost shrimp and left laughing haha