Favorite LFS "CUSTOMER" STORIES ...
- Thread starter Miles
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So today I was at petco and bagged this beauty...
.... but that's a little offtopic
I also got a pretty strawberry red guppy for my guppy tank, and while he was being bagged, this girl (19ish looking) came up and asked the petco lady bagging my fish if you could keep a neon with a goldfish, or would the goldfish attack the neon because it was smaller. I kinda expected to hear something like "oh no, goldfish are plant eaters" or "well goldfish and neons need different temperatures".
But of course the answer is "yeah, the goldfish will probably attack the neon so it's not a good idea" and the girl just got another goldfish instead.......
Chortled the whole way home
.... but that's a little offtopic
I also got a pretty strawberry red guppy for my guppy tank, and while he was being bagged, this girl (19ish looking) came up and asked the petco lady bagging my fish if you could keep a neon with a goldfish, or would the goldfish attack the neon because it was smaller. I kinda expected to hear something like "oh no, goldfish are plant eaters" or "well goldfish and neons need different temperatures".
But of course the answer is "yeah, the goldfish will probably attack the neon so it's not a good idea" and the girl just got another goldfish instead.......
Chortled the whole way home
at an LFS that i have applied for there is a newspaper page behing the desk, guys type in on google the man who breeds stingwrays in his house it sounds normal i know but it is actually quite a funny story
I hate sarcastic customers who automatically asume that they know more than me from just looking at me
Customer: Ill have your 3 jardini's, thank you.
me: May i ask what size of tank you have?
Customer: Big enough
Me: Sorry sir, i must know the tank size of a fish purchase over $500
Customer: No you don't, it's big enough
Me: Well then the fish are going back
Customer: NO, it's a 4x2x2
Me: Do you have plans to uprade?, if so. When?
Customer: Heck no, That's a massive tank, About 12,000 gallons.
Me: * Slowly puts fish back*
Customer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IDIOT?
Me: Sorry, that tank is WAY to small, no where even near 12,000 gallons
Customer: Shut up kid, your just a kid what would you know?
Me:I know that a 4x2x2 is 120 gallon, and that you should leave right now.
*Makes refrence to MFK
Customer: What is that?, a *** website for teens?. Im going to tell all my family\freinds about the bad service here. Bye
me: May i ask what size of tank you have?
Customer: Big enough
Me: Sorry sir, i must know the tank size of a fish purchase over $500
Customer: No you don't, it's big enough
Me: Well then the fish are going back
Customer: NO, it's a 4x2x2
Me: Do you have plans to uprade?, if so. When?
Customer: Heck no, That's a massive tank, About 12,000 gallons.
Me: * Slowly puts fish back*
Customer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IDIOT?
Me: Sorry, that tank is WAY to small, no where even near 12,000 gallons
Customer: Shut up kid, your just a kid what would you know?
Me:I know that a 4x2x2 is 120 gallon, and that you should leave right now.
*Makes refrence to MFK
Customer: What is that?, a *** website for teens?. Im going to tell all my family\freinds about the bad service here. Bye
